Interesting property.....WTF is that THING in the conservatory?

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Any idea? Is it like when people have a pole dancing pole in their living room? What's the purpose of it?

Also, can you imagine staggering downstairs with a hangover and trying to make a coffee and down an alka seltzer in that kitchen?

I would honestly love to know what goes through people's minds when they choose their decor because I'm just not understanding this AT ALL. It must have been expensive too.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87674923#/

No picture of the garden. I wonder what colour the grass is?

A sex bench. Definitely.

And it's Leasehold!

That was my fear Coco

I think this has a far more neutral kitchen: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/

Goodness me crags never mind the kitchen, why is the toilet like one you’d see in a prison cell or the scuzziest of public toilet blocks?!

That makes me feel dead on the inside, CongealedCrags.

[quote CongealedCrags]I think this has a far more neutral kitchen: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/[/quote]
Like living in a submarine - or possibly a morgue.

[quote CongealedCrags]I think this has a far more neutral kitchen: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/[/quote]
Oh the horror, imagine the finger marks

The sex swing is a bit exposed and overlooked by the neighbours!

It's not a conservatory, it's an orangery, donchya know

[quote CongealedCrags]I think this has a far more neutral kitchen: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/[/quote]
The cells at work have the same toilet in them. Not a good look!

Like living in a submarine - or possibly a morgue.

OMG There aren't any windows in most of the rooms?!!

I'm amused that the estate agent has chosen O Fortuna, the music used in The Omen, for the video tour.

[quote CongealedCrags]I think this has a far more neutral kitchen: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/[/quote]
Omg I have a genuine irrational fear of those stainless steel toilets. They make me feel genuinely sick and shakey. Why the hell would you have one in your house!

It’s a swing? What am I missing. It’s tacky, but so is the rest of the decor.

Isn't it just a swing seat?

That is the most depressing house I’ve ever seen @CongealedCrags. I thought the photos were in “arty” black and white at first

Is it a brothel?

I love that in the second house they’ve clearly freaked out at the awfulness of it all and just live in picture 27 playing songs to try and fight the cold.

I sent that to DH at about 10am and he still keeps coming in and going

[quote CongealedCrags]I think this has a far more neutral kitchen: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/[/quote]
I thought I’d gone colour blind when I clicked on that link

I can’t imagine many people wanting to keep those toilets. They look...chilly.

They're sex people Lynne

Like living in a submarine - or possibly a morgue.

With its own launderette.

@CongealedCrags that house is something else. I felt claustrophobic just looking through the photos - why do none of the rooms have windows?!