What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

LittleToasterx · 2021-03-31T17:39:33+00:00

My cat once knocked an entire vase of fresh flowers off the kitchen table. I wasn't in the room at the time but I believe it was during a fight with another neighborhood cat. Didn't see him for the rest of the day after that. I think he knew I wouldn't be happy with him.

GreenHairThingy · 31/03/2021 18:44

My chocolate lab Pup is 6 months old and has had 2 separate stints in hospital. First for stealing and eating a bunch of grapes. Second (3 weeks later) for stealing and eating 5 hot cross buns. Thankfully she was alright on both occasions, no idea if that's because she is OK with grapes and raisins or because she was at the vets and treated within 20 mins of both instances.

My old lab ate several advent calendars, resulting in my dad doing a mad dash to replace my heartbroken DDs calendar on the 23rd Dec 😂 (apparently putting the calendar on the top of the 6ft high fridge freezer wasn't high enough!)

Same lab chewed her way through my CD collection that was in a CD album.

GinWithLime · 31/03/2021 18:46

Pissed in my new pair of trainers!

GrouchyKiwi · 31/03/2021 18:48

Stole the leftover roast pork. Both DH and I thought the other had put it into the fridge until I went looking for it the following day. Lucky dog.

She's actually very good, and apart from making a run for it when the children leave the door open she causes very little trouble.

amusedbush · 31/03/2021 18:48

Mine stole my sirloin steak off my plate and ran off with it. I’d been looking forward to it all day and I’m not ashamed to admit that I cried bitterly.

JofraArchersFastestBall · 31/03/2021 18:48

My cat did a wee in the toaster. The smell when I tried to use it in the morning was indescribable

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 31/03/2021 18:49

Stole a live chicken, and brought it back to me very proudly (unhurt but a bit dribbly). I was very touched, but it was awkward.

devildeepbluesea · 31/03/2021 18:51

I had 2 JRTs (the last of whom as sadly just departed, aged 18). I lived briefly in London when they were younger, around 2005-6. It was a good mile walk to the park which I would do every day before work.

So I set off one beautiful late spring morning, get to the park, give them a run then head back. On the way home I notice how the usually uncommunicative London commuters on the way to the Tube were strangely friendly today, smiling at us all the way as we walked back. I figured it must be the sunshine bringing out the best in everyone.

It's only when I get back to the flat do I look down at the dogs, and one of them has an entire, cooked, 12" pizza in her mouth which she's clearly brought the whole way home. She was NOT happy with me when I took it off her.

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass · 31/03/2021 18:54

A neighbourhood cat came in through cat flap and pissed in DH's motorbike helmet! He wasn't happy.

My nana's cat once stole a cooked chicken from neighbours house and brought it home fully intact

Lindy2 · 31/03/2021 18:55

My cat decided to move in with 2 different neighbours when we went on holiday for a week.

We obviously had someone coming in to feed her but she decided that wasn't enough and kept going into other people's houses and making herself at home (usually by sleeping on their bed or helping herself to any food she could find left out for their own actual pets).

The neighbours were quite tolerant for that holiday but I'm not sure they would be if it was a more regular thing. She now goes to a very posh cattery where she is fussed over a lot.

GrouchyKiwi · 31/03/2021 18:55

@devildeepbluesea

I had 2 JRTs (the last of whom as sadly just departed, aged 18). I lived briefly in London when they were younger, around 2005-6. It was a good mile walk to the park which I would do every day before work.

So I set off one beautiful late spring morning, get to the park, give them a run then head back. On the way home I notice how the usually uncommunicative London commuters on the way to the Tube were strangely friendly today, smiling at us all the way as we walked back. I figured it must be the sunshine bringing out the best in everyone.

It's only when I get back to the flat do I look down at the dogs, and one of them has an entire, cooked, 12" pizza in her mouth which she's clearly brought the whole way home. She was NOT happy with me when I took it off her.

That is AMAZING.

Youremyperson · 31/03/2021 18:58

Ate bread dough that was proving.. vomited it up on the only rug in the room, banged into the french doors repeatedly so we went to the vet as he was really off kilter.. vet determined he's drunk off the yeast in the bread dough. He stayed at the vets for fluids and when we went to pick him up, he chewed off the vets shoe lace whilst he was talking to us

GreenHairThingy · 31/03/2021 19:00

Parents Standard Poodle are 6 semi-frozen chicken breasts, from the counter top.

He once stole my purse and shredded it to pieces, chewed all my cards and used the debris as confetti. I had withdrawn £100 earlier that day and was distraught. Mum was shaking his bed to her the confetti cleared and found the £100, intact and neatly tucked under his pillow. He obviously had plans...!

dottycat123 · 31/03/2021 19:02

My cat who sadly had to be put to sleep a month ago arrived home with a chop from next door which he stole from their plate ( eating outside). He also attacked a guide dog as it walked past the house by jumping on his back.

Oldraver · 31/03/2021 19:02

14 week old kitten first time out, straight up a tree and in his way down found a baby pigeon which he grabbed and was scruffed our the tree growling

GillBiggeloesHair · 31/03/2021 19:03

@JofraArchersFastestBall one of mine peed on the gas fire and I didn't notice, Christ on a bike, the stink!

maddiemookins16mum · 31/03/2021 19:03

One of our cats (now dead) came through our cat flap with the following.
An entire roast leg of lamb - not ours.
An entire family of Koi carp (over the course of a week)
A baby twiddle blanket.
A bra (not mine, too small)
and....
A school PE bag (empty).

YesItsMeIDontCare · 31/03/2021 19:05

Settled himself down on the bed to sleep about 30 seconds before DH got in. It was the fact that he did it after DH had pulled the covers back so he wouldn't (because he refuses to get on an unmade bed) that made it so fucking funny naughty.

Chasingsquirrels · 31/03/2021 19:11

My dog knocked a vase of flowers off the coffee table when he was about 9m, I'd nipped to pick up dc from school and hadn't shut him in the kitchen.
I came into the house and was greeted by above picture.
Who could be cross at that?

What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

GreenHairThingy · 31/03/2021 19:13

@dottycat123

My cat who sadly had to be put to sleep a month ago arrived home with a chop from next door which he stole from their plate ( eating outside). He also attacked a guide dog as it walked past the house by jumping on his back.

Oh my days. I bet you were bereft!

One of my cats guards me in the street. I park on the road outside my house and if I'm cleaning the car or getting the shopping in, I have to be on the lookout for dog walkers because he goes full-on psychotic if a strange dog goes anywhere near me.

He has chased a friend's Bullmastiff out of the garden, the poor dog was screaming in fear.

He hates our pup, she gets on fine with the other cat but psycho-cat wants her gone.

I've had him since he was 11 weeks old. At that time I had a very playful 4 year old lab who he adored his whole life.

It's very strange.

dotty12345 · 31/03/2021 19:13

Tabby cat came home with a huge beautifully cooked pork chop. No idea where from, black lab pup ate the wooden blinds I'd just put up when I dared leave him for 10 minutes😄

Happytentoes · 31/03/2021 19:14

Buried my blackberry in the garden - it was a work phone.
Licked a chocolate cake sitting on the dining table before I served it to relatives (DH family so I served it anyway)
Refused to let DH into our hotel room after a function where DH stayed in the bar with his friends. He was growling really scarily. He’s very protective of me. 😳

Chasingsquirrels · 31/03/2021 19:15

This one the other hand I was cross about (more with ds2 who left the stair gate open than with ddog).

Whatwouldnanado · 31/03/2021 19:21

Cat jumped on the end ofvyhevtable when12 of us were about to tuck in to pancakes. He stole a pancake off DH's plate and ran the length of the table knocking over the cream, syrup jug, juice, everything all over the place. We talk about it every year.
Another little sod brought someone else's roast chicken into the kitchen while we were out and scattered bit everywhere.
Another helped himself to a lamb joint left out to cool. He ate the string then next day walked across the sitti h room in front of visitors with the end hanging out of his bum.

GertrudeKerfuffle · 31/03/2021 19:22

My now-deceased dog peed on a toddler (to be fair the toddler wandered into his line of fire) and later stuck his long snout up a lady's miniskirt and licked her arse cheek (apparently she was wearing a thong) at the same barbecue.

One sunny Saturday morning near a busy children's playground he found a dead squirrel, picked it up and joyfully raced round chucking it into the air and catching it for ten minutes, refusing to listen to any (loud and frantic) commands to stop.

A small child in a pram was trying to befriend him when a small rodent wandered past and he chased and chomped it as the child watched.

He was the second worst dog in his obedience classes and would do stuff like forget what he was doing in the middle of a recall, sit down, scratch his ear, lick his willy clean and then wander off to the other side of the room. Thank god for the daft noisy poodle who was even worse

Tempusfudgeit · 31/03/2021 19:24

My GSD caused £1000+ worth of damage inside the cab of a hired van. In ten minutes.