My staffy was a beautiful dog but had a few naughty moments. He unpotted all of my cactus plants and gave them a good chomp. We'd left him inside one night when we went out for dinner. Came home to find all the knobs pulled off the gas stove, the gas on, the bananas in the bowl on the kitchen table all had a single chomp as if ge went ewww, banana, I'll try this one. Eww, banana. Repeat. His worst was when he was staying with a pet sitter. She had a staffy herself and was lokking after a third staffy as well. She went out to the shops and came back to find her couch demolished into small pieces of foam strewn around the lounge room. Whilst my boy wouldn't have started it, he no doubt joined in the fun.
I had a cat with him. She hated the guy is was going out with and would pee on anything he left lying around. Never did it to anyone else. She would also visit the neighbours and waltz into their kitchen to eat their cat's food. A brand she would refuse to eat at home.
My current two dogs pulled a swifty on me when I was really sick with very high fever (over 40 at times). The cocker is a pig and I would never believe her, so the westie started asking for early dins (4pm), which I would do so I didn't forget. Then come 7pm, he would run up, looking at me expectantly asking for dins. I'd think I'd forgotten or got confused and give them second dins. This continued for 3-4 days until I opened a new packet of food one evening. Come 7pm when they asked for second dins, I knew they'd been fed! So they were foiled that time. Now, everytime I get sick, they try their luck - cheeky monkeys!
When the westie was a pup, he chewed the cord on the treadmill. Luckily it was removable so could be replaced easily.