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What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?

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LittleToasterx · 31/03/2021 18:39

My cat once knocked an entire vase of fresh flowers off the kitchen table. I wasn't in the room at the time but I believe it was during a fight with another neighborhood cat. Didn't see him for the rest of the day after that. I think he knew I wouldn't be happy with him.

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Weedsnseeds1 · 31/03/2021 23:53

Prior to COVID he was just a serial killer.
Now he is tech savy and has sent multiple, garbled emails to clients, shoves his arse in every Zoom/Webex/Teams meeting I am on, has done something to Word docs so I can no longer minimise and drag to another screen, I just get some weird thumbnail that can't be dragged and disabled the 3 key on the right hand side so it will only type from the top number row...

What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?
MarkRuffaloCrumble · 01/04/2021 00:05

Previous cat used to break into other homes and steak their cat food. And not like just eating from their bowl. He would snatch packs of wet food and bring them home. When we moved our trampoline we found loads of empty sachets underneath, all different brands! Who knows how many houses he was terrorising, little shit.

One current cat has pissed in my handbag and the other one has had horrendous diarrhoea in another bag, but to be fair that wasn’t his fault as he got stuck in my office and couldn’t get to his litter tray!

They’re just delightful aren’t they.

VeniVidiWeeWee · 01/04/2021 00:06

Cat bit me. Trying to clean out his ears. 7 days later I got out of hospital.

MarkRuffaloCrumble · 01/04/2021 00:06

Steal FFS

MarkRuffaloCrumble · 01/04/2021 00:06

@VeniVidiWeeWee

Cat bit me. Trying to clean out his ears. 7 days later I got out of hospital.
Shock
MarkRuffaloCrumble · 01/04/2021 00:09

Also I made a birthday cake for a family member - lovely buttercream all over it. Stupidly left it on the table uncovered and came back to find a big bald patch where the cat had licked off the icing Blush. Managed to scrape it off and cover it up - never told them!!

VeniVidiWeeWee · 01/04/2021 00:22

And, amazingly, the damn creature still lives with me.

VeniVidiWeeWee · 01/04/2021 00:29

This is the evil sod.

What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?
VeniVidiWeeWee · 01/04/2021 00:30

Sorry, v poor quality photo. Wine has been taken.

Carlottagiudicelli · 01/04/2021 00:39

My late lamented cat sat in my bowl of pasta (while I was eating it). I suppose it was nice and warm on her bum!

Geppili · 01/04/2021 01:01

My boy has a problem with underwear. He finds it irresistible. His favourite items are knickers, bras, boxer shorts and socks. He prefers all items to be unwashed. If he steals knickers, say, he will run off with them and lurk under the trampoline in the garden. Later on I find said knickers with the complete gusset ripped out and eaten. He has managed to steal two exquisite Rigby and Peller bras. I managed to get them back off him and he had bitten cleanly through all the shoulder straps. When I collect his poos, sometimes I can see my knicker patterns in his poos! At Christmas he will eat tinsel and that makes him have shiny poos. I could go on and on! He is a quintessential thriving blighter!

Geppili · 01/04/2021 01:02

Thieving blighter

GreenHairThingy · 01/04/2021 01:14

I just remembered one about my friends cat Winston. He was part Maine Coom (sp?) so basically huge. He was stunningly beautiful, think along the lines of a fluffy Lion.

Unfortunately he was also an utter violent bastard who despised all humans.

Also unfortunately, they lived in a chocolate box cottage with a stunning garden, on the main route to a local tourist attraction.

Winston could often be found attacking coach trips of bewildered old ladies as they stopped to take photos of the cute cat, lying belly-up, in the beautiful garden. He'd lure them in with his fluffy cuteness before launching all-out attacks. He'd then saunter back into the cottage, not a care in the world.

cheeseislife8 · 01/04/2021 01:25

Love these Grin

My DF was lovely enough to let us stay with him for 2 weeks during a house sale nightmare, including 2 cats and a dog. While there, cheesecat1 pissed in the bath, cheesecat2 broke a valuable ornament and cheesedog destroyed 3 toilet rolls. I think he was glad to see the back of us!

TheNestedIf · 01/04/2021 01:41

My neighbour's cats later became mine when when he died. I know from living with them that they were not really team workers, both were possessive of their people, and neither of them were enthusiastic hunters, so it's hard to think of this as coincidence.

One day, the neighbour brought a date home. Apparently, between them, they smeared a pigeon all over his flat. Neighbour and his date eventually heard the commotion. The date left, promptly.

EKGEMS · 01/04/2021 01:58

Chewed a hole in the side of the house as puppies through vinyl sidings and fascia wood. Cost over $600 to repair-never seen my hubby so angry

EKGEMS · 01/04/2021 02:00

My sister's friend had a beagle who showed up on Easter Sunday morning with a full size ham stolen off a neighbor's bbq-they never heard who was missing the main course for the Easter meal

k1233 · 01/04/2021 02:09

My staffy was a beautiful dog but had a few naughty moments. He unpotted all of my cactus plants and gave them a good chomp. We'd left him inside one night when we went out for dinner. Came home to find all the knobs pulled off the gas stove, the gas on, the bananas in the bowl on the kitchen table all had a single chomp as if ge went ewww, banana, I'll try this one. Eww, banana. Repeat. His worst was when he was staying with a pet sitter. She had a staffy herself and was lokking after a third staffy as well. She went out to the shops and came back to find her couch demolished into small pieces of foam strewn around the lounge room. Whilst my boy wouldn't have started it, he no doubt joined in the fun.

I had a cat with him. She hated the guy is was going out with and would pee on anything he left lying around. Never did it to anyone else. She would also visit the neighbours and waltz into their kitchen to eat their cat's food. A brand she would refuse to eat at home.

My current two dogs pulled a swifty on me when I was really sick with very high fever (over 40 at times). The cocker is a pig and I would never believe her, so the westie started asking for early dins (4pm), which I would do so I didn't forget. Then come 7pm, he would run up, looking at me expectantly asking for dins. I'd think I'd forgotten or got confused and give them second dins. This continued for 3-4 days until I opened a new packet of food one evening. Come 7pm when they asked for second dins, I knew they'd been fed! So they were foiled that time. Now, everytime I get sick, they try their luck - cheeky monkeys!

When the westie was a pup, he chewed the cord on the treadmill. Luckily it was removable so could be replaced easily.

violetbunny · 01/04/2021 09:07

My cat during a COVID-related toilet paper shortage...

What's the naughtiest thing your pet has ever done?
amusedbush · 01/04/2021 09:49

@GillBiggeloesHair

one of mine peed on the gas fire and I didn't notice, Christ on a bike, the stink!

DDog peed against the tumble dryer vent and I had no idea until the next time I used it, and as it heated up the smell of warm piss wafted throughout the house Envy

Arbadacarba · 01/04/2021 09:52

Not really naughty as he was just doing what cats do, but my huge gannet of a boy cat has pulled two curtain poles out of the wall by climbing up the curtains - he weighs 3.5 kg but thinks he is a kitten.

TaraR2020 · 01/04/2021 12:23

I'm thinking of the stolen joints of beef, whole turkeys, the destruction of every pair of shoes in the house, the eaten Christmas decorations, the live frog, the birds...

But the one that tops the naughty list for me is letting a live rat loose in the house.

Cowgran · 01/04/2021 12:28

As a child my dog (fox terrier) killed my chicken.

My pony pulled a door off the feed shed and ate half a bag of pony cubes. The pet sheep got in there too and got his head stuck in an empty molasses bucket.

My current dog (Labrador) dug up and ruined our fake grass and has chewed up multiple expensive dog beds so now has to sleep on a pile of old towels (which for some reason she never chews).

My cat used to sneak into the neighbours house for a nap in her back room if the neighbour left her door open while gardening. She found her in there on a few occasions.

CorpusCallosum · 01/04/2021 12:29

Stole a 750g defrosting ham off the side in the kitchen, lugged it upstairs and hid it under our bed.

Cowgran · 01/04/2021 17:51

Oh no @CorpusCallosum how long before you discovered it?

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