David Walliams is not funny nor is he talented in any way
Sandy Toksvig is a better host of QI than Stephen Fry.
Gogglebox is utter wank.
Bananas are disgusting.
Coffee makes your breath smell like you've been gargling with cack.
All swordy/dragony/fucky TV is boring drivel.
Idris Elba is more wooden than a 300 year old oak tree.
Tom Hardy is minging and cannot act.
Channing Tatum is singing, cannot act and his dancing makes my fanny shrivel up and die.
Mama Mia is the second shittiest film ever made behind The Scorpion King.
50 Shades of Grey is the worst thing that ever happened to popular culture.
All musicals suck.
Plastic surgery makes you look a bit younger but a lot uglier (not counting medical needs surgery here)
Mint in all forms is actually evil.
Children who do the high pitched squeal frequently should be kept in a soundproof room with their parents until those parents can teach them to tone it down a little.
I could go on all days because I am a miserable git.