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A rightmove delight! Cast your eyes over this beauty!

279 replies

Arrowheart · 21/03/2021 16:13

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76131330#

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HeraInTheHereAndNow · 21/03/2021 18:19

Very “Trump”.

HelgaDownUnder · 21/03/2021 18:20

The Essex house has a massive built in bookcase filled with sets of leather bound books. Did the owner buy them by the yard? I wonder if any have ever been read.

Thewiseoneincognito · 21/03/2021 18:20

@NoProblem123

There’s lot of houses like this near where I am. All owned by ex-travellers who now own massive caravan parks. Millionaires row with the mop bucket by the Ferrari.
Are you in Morecambe by any chance? 🤭
MistressoftheDarkSide · 21/03/2021 18:21

Regarding mannequins....... at our previous rental, which was quirky (aka in piss poor repair but cheap for size and location) we had a large unkempt and secluded garden. Had you visited you would have been greeted with half a dozen mannequin torsos sprayed matt black and sporting obsolete video cameras as heads. We're a bit "creative" lol.

In side you would have met a mannequin sporting DPs old re-enactment armour, festooned with fake ivy and fairly lights in the shape of skulls plus red fabric ties in strategic positions.

We rigged a bar in the front room using a black sprayed coffin with a perspex lid, that contained a black sprayed skeleton clutching a funerary violin against a red lining.

Happy days - in the summer we put up a medieval tent with solid chequerboard flooring to entertain.....

We no longer have a garden, but our bed is a black four poster constructed from scaffolding with a canopy of decorative swords.

It's just us, but most people seem to appreciate the quirkiness Smile or they're just being kind. But we like it Smile

fizbosshoes · 21/03/2021 18:24

Havent rtft but can anyone explain pic 15? I cant work out what room it's meant to be!Confused

CyberdyneSystems · 21/03/2021 18:25

You can't buy taste

Sexnotgender · 21/03/2021 18:28

@fizbosshoes

Havent rtft but can anyone explain pic 15? I cant work out what room it's meant to be!Confused
Is that not the second self contained bit so I’m guessing a second small kitchen.
NoProblem123 · 21/03/2021 18:28

Are you in Morecambe by any chance? 🤭

Not too far away @Thewiseoneincognito !

DobbyTheHouseElk · 21/03/2021 18:28

@fizbosshoes

Havent rtft but can anyone explain pic 15? I cant work out what room it's meant to be!Confused
I think it’s a kitchen/living room. It says it’s suitable for 3 families to live in the house. Some of the bedrooms are so so small. It’s very random inside.
Lovelydovey · 21/03/2021 18:30

There’s a weeping angel in the bathroom! Too much for me, though love the size of the house.

Horizons83 · 21/03/2021 18:31

@Wondermule

Fuck me! The WAG version of Norman Bates!
That made me properly LOL! 🤣
Thewiseoneincognito · 21/03/2021 18:31

@NoProblem123

Are you in Morecambe by any chance? 🤭

Not too far away @Thewiseoneincognito !

Haha I have friends in a few of those Houses 😂 I knew straight away from the description. I almost spat out my drink at mop bucket by the Ferrari.😆😆
dontsaveusername · 21/03/2021 18:34

@user1471530109

The skeleton Grin And bizarre picture over the stairs
Its a famous painting of lady Godiva by a pre raphaelite painter! Philistine !
HappyWinter · 21/03/2021 18:34

Am I the only one who is gutted that there isn't a video?

bpirockin · 21/03/2021 18:35

Oh my, but I have to say for the most part I absolutely love it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/03/2021 18:41

The only thing attractive about it is the size and openness.

But I daresay anyone with the best part of 2 mill to spend on a house would have enough spare csh to change everything anything they didn't like.

For myself < shudder >

HerLadySheep · 21/03/2021 18:43

Proof that money doesn't buy class! That Eagle in the hallway reminds me of the Nazi's

PutTheBathOnPlease · 21/03/2021 18:45

It’s to prove that money can’t buy taste

Nightbear · 21/03/2021 18:47

It’s the bog standard wood flooring with all the statues that does it for me Grin

Chicchicchicchiclana · 21/03/2021 18:48

Absolutely amazing! I'd love to meet the owners Grin.

hellywelly3 · 21/03/2021 18:52

I actually really like it

LadyEloise · 21/03/2021 18:52

The owner says he got inspiration from a tour he did of Buckingham Palace. Shock

SD1978 · 21/03/2021 18:54

Picture 15- is that a toiler, a shower, a sauna, I don't know what, a couch, and an outdoor setting all in one?! 🤢

FlaviaAlbiaWantsLangClegBack · 21/03/2021 18:55

Adside from all the other stuff, why does that wooden kitchen look like someone's gone crazy and installed a billion handles on the cupboards? Is there even some on the skirting board?

FlaviaAlbiaWantsLangClegBack · 21/03/2021 18:56

Aside. DYAC