A rightmove delight! Cast your eyes over this beauty!

[Arrowheart]

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76131330#

On the floor plan does the master en-suite have two toilets?

At the risk of outing myself, I live very nearly next door! I had no idea it was like this inside nor would I have expected the men I've seen coming and going from the place to have this sort of... taste.

I think the plant room is for the emergency generator mentioned in the blurb.

Made me smile. We have 2 spare boilers because the previous owner lived in fear of the boiler failing. Boiler 3 was in case the spare boiler failed.

What's yours like OP? Different people have different tastes. shocker.

I think it's fun!!

We also have a skeleton though!

At least it has some character and isn't yet another homage to grey and silver crushed velvet. 🤮

@Ginisallyouneed

What's yours like OP? Different people have different tastes. shocker.

Well I don't have a skeleton in a wig sat at a desk in my hallway for one thing.

It's all just decoration though. Take it all away and it's a very decent looking house.

Picture 10 - there is a hand pulling a pint. Real or skeleton, we can only guess

The ceiling are too low for that amount of dressing and the portico and pillars are anachronistic.

Don't think you can do baroque farmhouse.

The skeleton at the desk!

Holy shit!
The woman!
The dog!
The Barmaid!
Deffo an orgy house

I'm intrigued by the ensuite bathroom. Why are there two toilets? Side by side pooathons? The layout is dreadful. If I had the money to buy the place I'd be ripping down a lot of walls to make usable spaces.

@Echobelly

My first thought is if it's a place used for swingers parties/S&M. Wouldn't surprise me if there was an S&M dungeon they're not showing in the pics!

Yes, there are surprisingly few photos for the size of the house and number of bedrooms. No garden pics either.

They always say money doesn’t buy taste..

£1.6 million??! Are they having a laugh?

@Wroxie

At the risk of outing myself, I live very nearly next door! I had no idea it was like this inside nor would I have expected the men I've seen coming and going from the place to have this sort of... taste.

Tell us more.....

Is that a portrait of Marilyn Monroe hanging on the ceiling over the bed?

All that money, and they have computer chairs at the kitchen table

Whenever I see houses like this, I always think they're owned by an elderly couple who used to go to annual holidays to Blackpool, who e won the lottery and were able to upgrade the bog standard seaside holiday tat.

I love the circling horses, but I'd have it in my garden rather than in the living room.

At least it doesn’t have a body in the garden.

It needs gutting and redoing, should reduce the price by 1.5 million.

As has been said before the poor housekeeper “accommodation” with windows the employer can look into, throughout the entire corridor.

Is that even legal ?

Well, I suppose lots of people are always trying to make their properties ‘unique’....

There’s nowt so queer as folk.

Is bedroom 7 for the housekeeper?

@Arrowheart

The skeleton is probably the estate agent waiting for it to sell.

🤣

The thing that would put me off most: with the main house, the annexe and the housekeepers accommodation you'd be looking at 3 council tax bills. The council pay people to browse Rightmove and pick up any properties which they could possibly slap another 1 or 2 council tax bills on.