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ADs teach twisted lyrics to their pet tortoise

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BogRollBOGOF · 11/03/2021 22:33

Crawling back to normality slightly slower than a tortoise taking the scenic route...

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4173705-ADs-picnic-in-the-park-with-Twinkle-the-Tortoise

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AcornAutumn · 25/03/2021 10:45

No offence
These doctors and their interviews are all just bullshit

Don't pay attention to them. Better still don't read them.

I've hidden this thread a few times because while it's good to chat,
I hear a lot of unnecessary mind fuck stuff here too.

thefallthroughtheair · 25/03/2021 10:55

It does seem that a lot of doctors and nurses have been very shocked by the idea that their job involves ill people. Teachers have also been very surprised at having to teach kids. Think there are some people who need to rethink their careers.

starfish88 · 25/03/2021 11:24

Yes! Teaching has been ruined by the stupid amounts of paperwork and having to prove everything and the feedback marking and pink and green pen BS. The kids should be one of the highlights. Strange the unions haven't intervened on the ever increasing hours until now. Teachers could have shown the world how valuable the things they do are and I think a good teacher is really life changing. I'm just not sure if there are too many of the wrong sort getting into teaching or the stupid paperwork is dragging people down. Instead the unions decided to make the kids suffered and not enough of the right sort could stop it.

flower11 · 25/03/2021 12:00

Yes its strange with the doctors. Shock people die in hospitals it's part of the job, yes there have been greater numbers and it's hard on them. But they don't come across well.

Dd was seriously ill with sepsis and in the HDU we saw her consultant 6 weeks later as an outpatient and she was amazed at how well dd looked , admitted that after she saw her last she had gone home and hugged her boys tight because she thought dd wouldn't make it.

ISaySteadyOn · 25/03/2021 12:31

Does Mumsnet look different to anyone else? Under everyone's posts there are Twitter, Facebook and email icons. It's weirdly difficult to read.

Or did I put my view posts in a weird setting by accident?

thefallthroughtheair · 25/03/2021 12:31

starfish that's so true. Of teaching and other jobs too. The constant proving that you're achieving a standardised set of aims and outcomes. Governments and professional bodies constantly involving themselves in professional minutiae. And the side effect of that I think is that quite often the ones who rise towards the top are the expert form-fillers and self-aggrandisers, and that totally changes the feel of a workplace over time and makes it far harder for some of the more eccentric people, or those with a genuine vocation, to really get ahead in a world of paperwork and toeing the line.

thefallthroughtheair · 25/03/2021 12:32

ISay
Yes it suddenly went weird about 10 minutes ago...

ISaySteadyOn · 25/03/2021 14:30

It's ok now Confused

SirSamuelVimes · 25/03/2021 15:01

Yes it was going all weird for me too. Seems to be fixed now.

Sunshine today. It helps.

110APiccadilly · 25/03/2021 15:24

"Anyone know where she works so we can all avoid that hospital in future?"

Oh, I don't know. I'd quite like to go to the magic hospital where no one dies of anything except Covid.

SirSamuelVimes · 25/03/2021 15:52

@110APiccadilly

"Anyone know where she works so we can all avoid that hospital in future?"

Oh, I don't know. I'd quite like to go to the magic hospital where no one dies of anything except Covid.

Grin Tempting, but I couldn't be doing with a doctor who gets more upset at the prospect of illness than her patients.

"Err... I'm not sure love, but I think if one of us is going to tear up it ought to be me."

"But the FRAGILITY of LIFE! It's so...so...so... Fragile!"

MrsEWeatherwax · 25/03/2021 16:42

I agree re Polio is horrifying, my DF best friend as a child caught and spent 6 months in an iron lung with about 3 visits from his parents. Lucky not die, now that’s horrifying he was 4 years old. My DP were vaccinated as soon as allowed.

BogRollBOGOF · 25/03/2021 17:11

@thefallthroughtheair

starfish that's so true. Of teaching and other jobs too. The constant proving that you're achieving a standardised set of aims and outcomes. Governments and professional bodies constantly involving themselves in professional minutiae. And the side effect of that I think is that quite often the ones who rise towards the top are the expert form-fillers and self-aggrandisers, and that totally changes the feel of a workplace over time and makes it far harder for some of the more eccentric people, or those with a genuine vocation, to really get ahead in a world of paperwork and toeing the line.
You've described my departure from teaching Grin

I'm probably a bit marmite, and would probably have thrived better in the more maverick days of the 70s-90s. I'm a bit eccentric anyway. Add in the physical build and intimidation level of a y7, and often doing long term supply in difficult schools/ areas and going into to disillusioned classes part-way through the year. I was bloody good at that and working my eccentric charms with humour. Professor McGonagal, I am not. Some schools I fitted in with. Some just really didn't get me.
I went in to teaching because I love young people, my subject and kearning. I wanted an interesting, creative job. I did not want an office job, and that's what it was turning into,with pupils being an annoyance at not conveniently generating the right data patterns on the spreadsheets to serve a school's political purpose. At the point of leaving, teaching was less than half my work time.
And as a parent, I've produced at least one child that doesn't neatly fit statistical patterns. That in itself does not concern me; it's the culture and resourcing of schools to cater for the square pegs... or dodecahedrons in his case Grin

Far too much politics involved in the public sector and I'm losing hope of a culture change swinging back.

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Aztectrousers · 25/03/2021 17:39

I find it really unsettling the idea of being forced to have the vaccination or you will lose your job or be unable to participate in normal everyday activities. Where are the ethics in all of this?
I reluctantly had mine at work because I work in a hospital so felt I had to but there is no way on earth that I think it should be compulsory. Sure there is a pandemic going on but what about human rights?
I am in no way denying the situation but I’m close to being outraged by what’s going on all around us.

AcornAutumn · 25/03/2021 17:45

Aztec "I am in no way denying the situation but I’m close to being outraged by what’s going on all around us."

To quote Chandler "get there faster"! 😂 please.

ISaySteadyOn · 25/03/2021 18:33

I want my icosahedron of a DS to go to school to make friends but first I have to be sure they won't shut at the drop of a hat.

bakingcupcakes · 25/03/2021 19:48

I've just caught up on the thread. It's taken me ages. That'll teach me to read books instead of my phone!

Nothing to report really. We're back at school and work. On Sunday we did mother's day in my parents house. My mum said how lovely it was us being allowed to meet like this. I pointed out it was still illegal and she said 'but everyone along the road had visitors last weekend and there's loads of extra cars out there today too.' Personally I think everyone has given up. Town is noticeably busier. The roads are busier. It makes me feel happy. I think the way forward is to just quietly do as you please. We've been in the park after school with a big bunch of kids every day this week. It's been great.

AcornAutumn · 25/03/2021 19:51

@ISaySteadyOn

I want my icosahedron of a DS to go to school to make friends but first I have to be sure they won't shut at the drop of a hat.
I am watching too much bad comedy because I want to say "icosahedron? Hope that was a caesarian".
ISaySteadyOn · 25/03/2021 19:53

Ha! He was!

AcornAutumn · 25/03/2021 19:54

@ISaySteadyOn

Ha! He was!
Phew 😂
AcornAutumn · 25/03/2021 21:19

I'm trying to make an old fashioned (using whisky that was meant as a gift for my bestie who won't meet up).

Recipes say a "dash" of angostura bitters. What's a dash? Opinions?

WouldBeGood · 25/03/2021 21:24

Skoosh out of the bottle, I’d say @AcornAutumn

AcornAutumn · 25/03/2021 21:40

I don't know what a skoosh is

The way the bottle is, I did five drops I think

Half of that is on the counter

Weird stuff - never used it before

Enjoying the cocktail though.

WouldBeGood · 25/03/2021 21:49

I love an old fashioned

WouldBeGood · 25/03/2021 21:50

I think skoosh is Scottish, on reflection