This thread is wild, we’ve got suggestions for a £5,000 stained glass door and wood-burning stove, etc, as though we’re talking about a grand Victorian semi in a London conservation area that needs to be finished to a high spec for a £1m+ price tag. None of this stuff matches
the actual house we’re discussing and would actually have the same affect as Shane Macgowan’s new teeth – highlighting all the bits that need doing and making them look worse.
Then we’ve got the shopping-addict, Dunelm-sponsored posts suggesting spends of £250 per room or more, with incredibly prescriptive, non-neutral accessories choices. OP doesn’t even like ‘stuff’! So it would all end up in a charity shop. Yes, houses need staging and zhoozhing but £75 nightstands are a pointless expense when moving costs enough as it is, and £3 faux flowers and other plastic tat are just an environmental nightmare. And no amount of Dunelm/Next/Homesense tat is going to cover the fundamentals:
Close proximity to neighbours that negates the detached factor
Only 2 bedrooms on the same floor, which rules out lots of people with small children
Weird shower cupboard
Knackered carpets
Old-fashioned finish like the doors, banister, heating pipes on show
Circular patio bang in middle of garden
Development of fields
General state of disrepair
Difficult downstairs layout
Honestly OP, before you dive in and do anything, I would price up the full cost of: new carpets, ceiling skims and repairs, changing the master bedroom access panel to doors, repaint throughout, and other updates you were planning, plus all the staging nonsense from Dunelm etc (it would be thousands if you bought all that junk!), and all the time and effort this will take, vs knocking a chunk off the price now, remarketing as a 3-bed, and getting the estate agent to write a “requires modernisation throughout, chance to put a stamp on things” description that includes your happy “owner’s view” from the first thread. Guarantee you’ll be better off taking your ready cash to the new house as either equity or decoration budget and you could be sold, exchanged and moved within months.