80's (or thereabouts) cheesy lyrics song thread 25 🤔

[CoffeeBeansGalore]

Come on over!

@Honeyroar
@MNerGoneRogueAgain
@Fleamaker123
@FlouncingBabooshka
@shinynewapple2021
@Willow2017
@Iggi999
@NeedToKnow101
@perditaplum
@midgedude
@WhipperSnapperSteve
@CrepuscularCritter
@CarnageAtDhScissorHands
@AJumpedUpPantryBoy
@dexterslockedintheshedagain.

Slap and (pickle) tickle!

Whoa, and I know a man, he came from my home town
He wore his passion for his woman like a thorny crown
He said, "Dolores, I live in fear
My love for you is so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear"
80s (not cheese)

@CoffeeBeansGalore

Didn't she follow that with D i v o r c e? Irony anyone? 😁

Just picking up on this . DIVORCE is the most bizarre song. She's spelling out the word so her child doesn't understand. Like the kid's not going to notice their parents aren't together anymore !!!

There was a Billy Connolly piss-take I recall .

Shiny, there was indeed. His reference in it to his "wee scabby dug" always makes me chuckle

She shouted 'get him Rover' and he jumped over and bit my L.E.G
She sunk her teeth in my B.U.M and called me an effin C

More poetic than Tammy's version

Shiny
😄

@CoffeeBeansGalore Slip Sliding Away

@LadyofMisrule Correct to Slip sliding away 👍😊

Sorry @Honeyroar... but one more cheese one from me... it's for you ...

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
80s

Maneater
Hall & Oats

@dexterslockedintheshedagain

Maneater Hall & Oats

Correct! ✅ and the cheese?

Manchego or Manouri?
(I wasn’t against the cheese game, just came into it mid flow not really knowing what was going on!)

Just a great cheesy song

Now some people say
Happiness takes so very long to find
Well, I'm finding it hard
Leaving your love behind me
70's

Can't smile without you
Barry Manilow
(Flea maker)

Yes Shiny
I'd love to go to one of his shows, they look like a good sing along!

@Honeyroar

Manchego or Manouri? (I wasn’t against the cheese game, just came into it mid flow not really knowing what was going on!)

It's Manchego Eater

I meant to say She's a Manchego Eater.

Sorry I know it's not very funny but it amuses me.

Ha ha I wondered if you would do that one Needtoknow

Where is everyone?!

👋I'm here

Very quiet though, think it was all that cheese!

Will think of some lyrics

Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped for

80's

Oh, everyone was in a cheese coma. I understand!
No idea Flea.
I'm hopeless lately.

It's eerily quiet...

Maybe it was something we said Dexter 🤣

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again

60's