I’m having a party - you’re all invited...

[2021namechanger]

I’ll provide some wine and possibly some scotch eggs.

What are you bringing? what are you wearing? What should I get my imaginary DJ to play?

Should we have party games?

yay! I’ll mosey on over. Showered after work so Hoodie,jeans,t shirt
Bringing olives,sparkling water,crisps,dips,Diet Coke
Play Taylor swift shake it off, and bit of JLo
Party games yup, pop & hop

I’ll bring some Doritos and a cheesecake. Maybe some of those little cheese biscuits too.

I’ve sorted my hair but i might be best shoulders-upwards.

Can we play some it’s karaoke classics, it’s raining men and sing a lot

ok im in will wear the sparkly 1920s style dress i paid a fortune for and didnt get to wear to a charity ball last march, will bring proscecco and canapes

I like cheese cake,mmm
Cheese biscuits, if it’s tuc I’m in

Sparkly dress, how pretty. I’ll be the queen of the silver superga

Will bring pink gin and little cream cakes but can we make it a toga party as think only a sheet fits me now

I'll come
I'm wearing my heels they haven't been out the wardrobe since last year skinny jeans, top and a full face of make up.

I'll bring the spirits whisky, vodka, brandy, wine, champagne.
I'll bring a takeaway with me.

I'm not really into party games.
Get your DJ to play some tunes that I can dance to
The 60s and 70s will get me moving.

That’s made me think 1920’s - sparkle and glamour. 2020s - elasticated waistbands and no bra

Much demand for cheese - am thinking retro pineapple cheese hedgehog - it will match the karaoke classics!

It’s an empty! Got a host,a hoose,food,lassies,music. We are sorted girls

Are we doing karaoke?singing? I see @ParkheadParadise has a takeaway

Yep karaoke for those who love it (in a specially soundproofed area to protect those who aren’t so keen).

This party caters for all!

Had a work do in a karaoke gaff, we had a booth. Was fab. Ahhh work do remember them?

I'm in the queue for karaoke
I will survive
Dance little lady dance
Like a Virgin
I'll pop into the photo booth while I'm waiting in the queue🥂🥂

@HeelsHandbagPerfumeCoffee we can bring in elements of the work do! We will bring along the office junior who will drink too much and be sick (and no one will want to look after them - but someone will have to) and we will also bring along someone senior who you can say something slightly awful to - which you wolll regret the next morning

@ParkheadParadise

I'm in the queue for karaoke I will survive Dance little lady dance Like a Virgin I'll pop into the photo booth while I'm waiting in the queue🥂🥂

Ahh the work do tropes, always
The cryer
The complainer
The shagger
The fighter
The mad dancer
The where’s my bag girl,who’ll look all night

I’ll put the junior in recovery position and she can be with the cryer

@HeelsHandbagPerfumeCoffee

Ahh the work do tropes, always The cryer The complainer The shagger The fighter The mad dancer The where’s my bag girl,who’ll look all night

I’ll put the junior in recovery position and she can be with the cryer

This is MN party I can guarantee we will habe all of them

I'm in. I'll bring the sandwiches and maybe some vol u vaunts. Half with creamy mushroom and half with prawns. Drinks I'll bring some rubharb and ginger gin. Music wise stuff like come on Eileen and living on prayer might get me tapping my foot but I can't dance and I can't sing although I am partial to a party game or two!! Outfit well at the moment I might have to fashion a dress out of a marquee

The tiny plates people,they’ll need a thimble and dolly tea set.

Can we put all the non eaters,in their own compound so they don’t moan at all of us for chomping,slurping,masticating

You’ll need to ask if anyone is wearing perfume, and no plug ins for the sensitive hyper olfactory types

I'm still ok at this point
I'm waiting my turn for Karaoke, I've only had maybe 6 brandy's I've still got my heels on and I'm not standing on my chair yet.
The night is young🥂🥂

Night is young and there’s a party on in Hayburn Crescent

I make the best Coronation Chicken in the world. Piles of it. And a nice rice salad on the side.

Very good for when we're all pissed as farts and just shovelling fud into gobs while doing oops-upside-your-head.

I also make brilliant toffee vodka.
And vodka jellies which don't require glasses.

Very good for when we're all pissed as farts and just shovelling fud into gobs while doing oops-upside-your-head
⬆️ Jeez that is one hell of a party
You know fud is a swearie word,for fanny😂😂😂😂😂