I’m having a party - you’re all invited...

[2021namechanger]

I’ll provide some wine and possibly some scotch eggs.

What are you bringing? what are you wearing? What should I get my imaginary DJ to play?

Should we have party games?

Oh, Vodka Jellies thank you very much @AmandaHoldensLips

@HeelsHandbagPerfumeCoffee

Very good for when we're all pissed as farts and just shovelling fud into gobs while doing oops-upside-your-head ⬆️ Jeez that is one hell of a party You know fud is a swearie word,for fanny😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

and make sure the Dj does lets do the timewarp again at least once that will get everyone up dancing

I do a good YMCA, my time warp needs practice

We will have all the favourites - doing the Time Warp will be the best exercise I’ve done for months.

Time warp is a Perennial classic

And
YMCA
Locomotion- little Eva not Kylie

@HeelsHandbagPerfumeCoffee - fud is slang for fanny??? This is what I love about MN. It's SO educational.

I serve my vodka jellies on little plates and shout "wibble-wobble-jelly-on-a-plate' before sucking the vodka jelly into said gob then booking an ambulance.

I also make mini ice-luge tequila shots with flowers in them. They're evil.

Britney's "toxic" generally hits the mark for pissed dancing and stamping crisps into the carpet while pole dancing against the door frame.

Vodka Jellies and Tequila Shots
I'm sitting beside AmandaHoldensLips

Tequila slammers - now pass me the mic and get your dancing trousers ready for Dancing Queen.

I'll be first on the floor for a bit of..'oops up side ya head'. Vom then elbow gals out the way for 'crazy in love

My turn again on the karaoke again
Tina Turner-Proud Mary, you can all join in with the chorus.

I'll have to wear something elasticated. Nothing else fits.
I will bring twiglets, hummus and gin and will be found lurking at the buffet

Can I come in my pyjamas ? Nothing else fits !

Sparkly top, skinny stretchy jeans and some killer heels. Not sure what I will be able to do with my hair...can this party have a resident hairdresser and make up artist?

I will bring crisps, dips and crudités (as a nod to 5 a day), some baked Camemberts, crusty bread and the jagermeister

Cheese straws! I love them! and Trifle! Rum punch. No idea what I will wear as chucked out a load of dresses in my cull! I will be wearing a lovely bright lipstick whatever else I am wearing! The DJ should play Prince and James Brown. Get up offa that thing!

I’m on my way. I bringing more wine, wearing my best little black number and fully corseted. I might have to find someone to loosen it later.

Who is going to dance with me? 👗

I exited in good time,bit sore from the dancing, bit hoarse from the singing
But I’m ok
As I left all the independent women were shaking to Beyoncé. Having demolished it’s raining men