OMFG just stop raining

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Just stop. It has rained every day for what feels like for FUCKING EVER. I am sick of muddy fucking shoes making a mess in my hall. I am sick of being slightly damp and always cold every FUCKING TIME I go for a bastarding bloody boring shitty walk. I am tired of the irritatingly smug fucking pitter patter which is the earworm that might very well make me pull a Van Gogh.

ENOUGH FUCKING RAIN. Things aren't shit enough for you, weather controlling deity? Huh? You really have to stick the fucking boot in by pissing on our heads every day?

Is there a department I can complain to? There must be someone who has some clout.

my garden is just a sea of mud! the dog goes out and we literally have to wash him down when he comes back in

hate it too op!

Agree. It's fucking depressing

YANBU. It’s fucking shite.

I wish it would all dry up, dogs get very excited. They come running in with muddy paw prints and go flying.

Yeah I was thinking this too. I need wellies to just walk round the garden, it’s squelching as I walk round. We have some sapling trees we need to take out and we were hoping to do it at the weekend, but it’s just so slippy and muddy it would be too dangerous to be out there with a chain saw. And to make it even better we are forecast snow at the weekend. Sigh.

I am so cross I have just given the sky double middle fingers and told it to fuck off. It's literally stolen my sanity. I can see the Heil headline now: Woman goes postal at sky over precipitation.
Clickbait worthy, for sure.

We're currently driving an extra 24 fucking miles a day due to flooding.

I am SO over living near a fucking river and all this rain.

And bathing my dogs twice a day and having to keep changing clothes.

And it's absolutely pissing it down again, has been since 4pm

Be thankful that 2 weeks ago your kitchen ceiling didn't partly fall in and water and rubble aren't coming in...
#somelandlordsarecrap

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God you are not wrong, I was actually raging at the sky the other night, fat lot of good it did.

We desperately need a new roof and im just hoping and praying theres not a disaster up there.

That was meant to be a rainstorm. Thought it would look more impressive than it did.

@JesusInTheCabbageVan I liked it

@addicted2spaniels @Santaiscovidfree @Plump82 you may join my anti rain movement. I will have cards and leaflets printed up.

I am feeling your pain!! We have chickens who are in a chicken lockdown due to an avian flu outbreak (2020, the gift that just kept on bloody giving ). So they're confined to their small run instead of free-ranging all over the garden and it is a stinky, shitty, slippy, stenchy swamp. I usually love rain but I am so bastarding angry at the rain right now. Raaaaaaghhh!!!

Sorry, that sounded like I don't want you all in my Down With Rain party.
I do. I just thought those three would be grass roots members with real drive for our cause.

Down With Rain And Other Inclement Weather badges now on order from Vistaprint.

I know, it's not like we even have any pretty snow here. I opened the front door today and saw grey grey grey rain rain rain and sighed and back inside to fetch the brolly.

My garden is a muddy bog of doom. I’m so done with it.

sorry but it’s “cloud” not “clout” OP

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Yes it's awful with dogs, fed up with wading through floodwater on our walks and having to bath the dogs after every walk.

You all just need to save up for the Seasalt Janelle coat, it’s magic

Yup. Our local playground is like the Somme and the toddler is fed up of puddle jumping and keeps asking when it’ll be summer. You and me both kiddo.

We actually had dry reasonable weather today and tides were right to take the dog to the beach.

Got a f*cking migraine and ended up in bed instead

It's bloody awful and was the same last winter! Absolute muddy swamps here. Hope this isn't the way winters are heading - I can see why people spend winters in Spain (pre Covid obvs). Literally cannot wait for spring