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BogRollBOGOF · 17/01/2021 13:02

Here we are again, gaining sequels even more rapidly than the Fast and the Furious...

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ISaySteadyOn · 19/01/2021 14:59

Also, I love my family because I can say this to DH 'Honey, would you like a cup of tea while you're making that slime?' (computer game enemy)

BogRollBOGOF · 19/01/2021 15:16

DS1's finest meltdown was when he was 7. He hadn't changed his reading book for ages, and I asked him several times "have you changed your reading book?" He went ballistic. We only live about a 200m walk from school. He was ranting and raving and as we crossed the road, I gently put my arm around him to guide him and he was bellowing "STOP HITTING ME!!!" and trying to kick at my shins.

He spent the next 4 hours in his bedroom gradually getting over it, but every time I went in his room he would flare up again. It took DH intervening when he got in to begin to defuse the situation. 4 hours before he could actually talk to me again.

We had another 3 hour meltdown a couple of months later.

It's been quite some time since we've had meltdowns that explosive. He's matured a bit, I've learned to read the signs and triggers better, we're making progress on articulating issues.

It's hard. Especially public ones. My skin has got much thicker. Last week he was in his Victor Meldrew state rumbling along because I cruelly insisted upon making him walk to the playground. It must look horrible to a casual observer, me striding off with my trouser phobic child with shaggy hair grumbling and ranting 10 mins behind, but I know he's safe and well (Lord knows I can hear him, and no one will abduct him in that state) and he doesn't want the extra layer of me communicating to add in the turmoil. Ignoring and letting him physically and mentally burn it off works best.

It's hard.

He can also be very affectionate, loving and delightful. He does feel loved and we can be open about quite deep stuff.

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flower11 · 19/01/2021 15:19

I delayed the start of school today as the youngest was curled up on my chest like a baby and I didn't want to move him.

Have spent all day doing school and eldest has submitted 2 pieces of work we couldn't get the spellings to work. Youngest was supposed to be doing rhyming words which he couldn't do, just didn't get it.
Yesterday they loaded videos of the phonics the children were doing in school and I started to feel resentful that he is disadvantaged by not being in school. I don't know how to teach and I'm spending all day doing year 3 work with his sister as it is expected that she keeps up with work and won't do it on her own.
I am doing the work set for him but it's pretty dull for him compared to the interactive experience he would get in school which would help him learn better.

BogRollBOGOF · 19/01/2021 15:19

Sometimes when DS gets in from school, he gets the choice of a squeezy hug, me talking, me being there but quiet, being alone. He quite likes rib-breaking hugs when he's in the mood. Grin

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countrygirl99 · 19/01/2021 15:51

DS2 had a spectacular meltdown at Victoria Falls aged 7 because his new sun hat got wet from the spray. It continued over the bridge into Zambia. As we were signing into the national park on that side the boys were staring at the rangers gun. DS1 asked him why he had the gun and the ranger said "in case little boys are disrespectful to their parents". DS2 shot off into the bush in terror with the ranger in hot pursuit shouting out that it was a joke. I guess it counts bad parenting for your child to be chased through the african bush by a man with a high powered rifle.

wanderings · 19/01/2021 15:57

BBC reporting "grave concerns of backlog in the Crown courts".

No shit, Sherlock. Are those who dared to buy Easter eggs last year being summoned?

BogRollBOGOF · 19/01/2021 17:42

Just had a nap on the sofa. 'Twas wonderful. I dreamed that I was dropping the DCs off at school... 100 miles away Grin

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ISaySteadyOn · 19/01/2021 17:44
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TheOrchidKiller · 19/01/2021 18:22

@ISaySteadyOn
You are not a bad mum at all.

I saw something on our local TV channel last night (channel run by media students at local college, so not your usual news). They did a piece on children in lockdown & talked about how local early years services are trying to support particularly vulnerable families.

The spokesman from one charity made an excellent point about how when the schools reopen the focus should not be solely on catching them up accademically. He said there will be a need for children to learn to socialise again, & to understand that normal interaction is not dangerous, which is what they've been told for months.

He said it's no longer a case of children "may be" affected by lockdown, it's that they are already affected.

On the topic of thermometers, the only one we could buy 20 years ago when we had a baby was a mercury one. It worked fine under the arm, & then as they got older, under the tongue. Until the day that DD absent-mindedly crunched it like a boiled sweet & spat out balls of mercury... Shock

ISaySteadyOn · 19/01/2021 18:35

If schools reopen. I am pessimistic. And even if they do, I can't believe that they won't continue to be taught such things. When 2 year olds are in masks, what hope is there?

TheOrchidKiller · 19/01/2021 18:56

When 2 year olds are in masks, what hope is there?
Ah, I've just seen the thread about the mask-wearing by tiny children in a nursery in the US. Don't have the energy to read it properly.

Agree that its a depressing thought, ISay.

Also setting kids up for all sorts of speech & communication problems if they can't see each others' faces. Was wondering about that the other day, actually : is increased mask-wearing amongst adults causing speech & language delay in children? Only time will tell (there's a dissertation topic for our resident SLT student).

Taswama · 19/01/2021 18:59

We have a special type of hug in our house with we call a krushle (just made that spelling up). Basically a very tight cuddle.

TooManyPlatesInMotion · 19/01/2021 19:06

@TheOrchidKiller I have wondered that about kids and masks. My youngest two are 2 and 4. I don't think i actually wear a mask often enough for it to be an issue as don't wear one outdoors etc. However, it depresses me hugely that my just turned two year old is constantly trying to put masks on me/her/her brother/sis. They are now just part of the dressing up routine for her.

My 4 year old cam back from nursery today and told me that some of the other kids there are wearing masks while at nursery and when out walking. Fortunately she hasn't asked me for one. Confused

ISaySteadyOn · 19/01/2021 19:06

DS does a Japanese anime style glomp.

ISaySteadyOn · 19/01/2021 19:13

Why do people think we have noses and mouths? I don't get it.

AcornAutumn · 19/01/2021 19:24

@ISaySteadyOn

Why do people think we have noses and mouths? I don't get it.
You might enjoy the ratio on this Susan Michie Tweet

mobile.twitter.com/SusanMichie/status/1351498477990195205

zigaziga · 19/01/2021 19:40

@110APiccadilly I’ve never taken either of my children’s temperatures Blush so you are not alone in the not owning medical devices stakes. Other than 6 week checks and immunisations with the nurse they’ve never even been to the doctors (toddler and a reception age child). They occasionally get sick but nothing to get worried overly about. I know this is unusual though because I know most of my friends take their children to the doctors for everything..

@ISaySteadyOn I hope things with your DS have settled down. I had to drag mine kicking and screaming to the park yesterday because we hadn’t left the house for days and I was going mad. He was screaming and wailing the whole way “I will NOT go to the park, I NEVER want to leave the house” etc. Quite funny for anyone watching I think! Loved it when we got there of course...

110APiccadilly · 19/01/2021 19:42

@ISaySteadyOn

Why do people think we have noses and mouths? I don't get it.
Presumably solely so that we can be filthy infection spreaders.

My brother as a smallish child once absent mindedly bit a chunk out of a glass - a mercury thermometer sounds even more concerning.

110APiccadilly · 19/01/2021 19:50

@zigaziga that sounds very similar to my mum's attitude to doctors! I've always managed to follow it for myself - spent years without seeing a doctor. I'm finding I need real self discipline to try and take the same approach with DD though. (I think everyone panicking about how small she was when she was born hasn't helped.)

(Although actually we didn't get immunisations either - my mum actually is anti-vax. It amuses me greatly if I'm accused of being anti-vax as I had to argue with the surgery in order to get them to give me MMR as an adult so I've probably gone to more pains to get myself vaccinated than most people.)

ISaySteadyOn · 19/01/2021 19:52

Things with DS have settled. Thanks everyone. Still feeling humiliated as, though I was fully clothed under said dressing gown, I had chosen today to say to hell with bras Blush.

BogRollBOGOF · 19/01/2021 20:03

Part of my strength of feeling on the subject is that I have auditory processing difficulties and that DS1 needed SALT intervention. As it happened, he parent faced a lot in the pram for a long time and I naturally did the developmental good stuff at the bottom end of intervention, pointing things out, face to face contact, building up sentences. But being a parent of a child who hasn't developed following average patterns, there will be thousands of parents out there that will find that they are disproprtionately disadvantaged by all these interruptions to natural interactions. And parental guilt creeps in so easily even for things beyond their control. If this was DS in the toddler years, it would have hit me much harder than working through his early years in normal times.

DS1 isn't so bad with lockdown itself, but he's doing about of a third of the work set, not progressing with his weakest subjects and it will be harder to get him back to a normal pace of life.

DS2 socially regresses at home. His friendships have floundered and he's struggled socially at school in the autumn term.

The trouble is it is a whole cohort problem across the whole education system and resources for children needing additional support were scant in the first place.
People making comparisons for prlonged time off ill had a socially normal cohort to fit back in with. The war generation didn't need a reasonably thorough education to do anything beyond school, and they had the freedom to socialise even though individual relationships could be disrupted.

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BogRollBOGOF · 19/01/2021 20:12

@ISaySteadyOn

Things with DS have settled. Thanks everyone. Still feeling humiliated as, though I was fully clothed under said dressing gown, I had chosen today to say to hell with bras Blush.
I once ran an 8.5 mile race with no bra! Fortunately I'm fairly small and my top was quite tight which squished me in a bit Grin

The fastest I have ever run was to pick DS2 up from his first day at school. I hadn't realised that they switched to half-days as DS1 started on full days 2 years earlier. I vaulted over the front fence, and having not stopped my watch from my run, clocked ip a max speed of 3:10 mins/ km! Grin

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MrsEWeatherwax · 19/01/2021 21:37

My euphoria about my DP’s vaccine has waned, I’m back to being miserable again, not helped by the non rain. I hate winter roll on spring.

Bollss · 19/01/2021 21:39

Checking in. Had my first vaccine today.

Nothing else to report, done bugger all but work!

TabbyStar · 19/01/2021 21:44

It amuses me greatly if I'm accused of being anti-vax as I had to argue with the surgery in order to get them to give me MMR as an adult so I've probably gone to more pains to get myself vaccinated than most people

My DD was out of school for a bit and it took us over a year to arrange her HPV and meningitis vaccines, I had to be really persistent, and each time I phoned up we went through the "You'll have to talk to the school nurse" rigmarole!

Good news for us today, DD has an apprenticeship! Starts in a couple of weeks, in healthcare so she'll be leaving the house, so I'm really pleased for her (and me!)

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