Wtaf are these shoes?

[SunsetBeetch]

I love the adverts that pop up on Mumsnet sometimes.

What's ugiler than a Christmas onesie with a bum flap, I hear nobody ask.

These. Fucking. Shoes.

(Things get interesting from the second photo onwards.)

I do not understand. Although I'm pretty sure that's not what "peeptoe" means.

www.vitkac.com/gb/p/tabi-peep-toe-pumps-maison-margiela-shoes-436361?utm_source=google&utm_medium=free_clicks&utm_campaign=GMC_free&typ_kampanii=pla&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7MW23bah7gIVc6WFCh0iIwxxEAEYASACEgIqS_D_BwE

Baaa

Do humans need trotters?

Ah yes. Maybe I should change ‘baaa’ to ‘pink’

*oink!

Not only do they look like hooves, you also have to pay over £400 for the privilege

What on earth have you been buying, to make that advert target you?!

Still, the cloven hoof look is preferable to the multi-toed look.

Camel toe shoes!

Oh hello, camel toe!

They look like goat feet!

😂😂 these are horrific, if this is what £460 shows are like, I'm quite glad I cant afford them!

• shoes even!!

Do they come in any other colours? White is just so impractical... 😀😀😀

Trotters.

What was the designer thinking?
Who actually agreed to making and selling them? Who thought it was a good idea?

Someone at that company had a bet on how stupid and gullible women are.

Oh I love them. The black versions especially. All the hip skinny young things were wearing them a while back on Instagram. I am not a hip skinny young thing though sadly.

Hoofs!

(rhyming with woofs)

They are v popular though. Globally .So it was a good idea. The leather is beautiful too , super soft.

Perfect for if you want to look like Mr Tumnus!

Given the state of my lockdown legs, Mr Tumnus would be about right.

They come in many colours and styles, I like the flat ones . My family would die laughing at me though. I can imagine the goat jokes already.

I think they look like molars.