Suggestive names, please :)

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I like making toiletries and other beauty products from scratch, and I'm making some as a gift for my foul mouthed sister .
I need some subtly rude product names for the following:
Ultra thick hand cream (I'm thinking of Motherbutter, for hands)
Hair mask
Clay face mask
Bath salts
Room/Linen spray
Lavender and chamomile rollerball

Hit me with your best suggestions

It's all in brown glass jars and bottles, and I have got a vintage labeller, see attached

How amazingly niche! I haven't got any suggestive suggestions but I'm watching with interest.

It's a shame I'm not going into business. It's like a dirty White Company, so obviously it would have to be called Grey Company.

... or 50 Shades of Grey Company?

Don't know if it's what your looking for but "moist because dry isn't fun"

Clunge cleanser
Foaming Flapwash

😂 these are great. Keep them coming

Oooh something to do with balls for the roller ball...

As a nod to Sarah Milican, anything using the word 'claggy'

Haha love it!
The hair mask is actually monoi de Tahiti- coconut oil with gardenia extract, so I'm thinking along the lines of hairy nuts, but more succinct

It's a shame she doesnt have an Aphro

Is HandJob better than MotherButter for the hand cream?

Sit or Wallow - Bath Salts

Obv something to do with a facial for the face mask just can't think of anything crude which is disappointing lol

Sit on your facemask

The face mask made from clay could be a 'Dirty Facial'

Motherbutter might be a bit too similar to Sexy Motherpucker by Soap and Glory? Not sure what the legalities of it all are!

Oh ignore me! Thought you were going to sell them!

I'd go hand job, if she's foul mouthed. She'll love it!

Ultra thick hand cream Hand Jobs like someone suggested upthread
Hair mask - ?
Clay face mask - ?
Bath salts - Fanny Fizzer
Room/Linen spray - She Squirts and Smells
Lavender and chamomile rollerball - ?

'Dirty Pillow' spray for the linen spray. Except that she could take that literally

Grit on my face and tell me that you love me?

Any other ingredients to get the creative juices flowing

😂😂😂
Hooray more suggestions!!!

The face mask, hair mask and hand cream are in quite small jars, and the labels have got quite spaced out text - see pic above - so the names will have to be quite -pissy- pithy

Definitely hand job for the hand cream

Hair mask is coconut oil with gardenia extract
Face mask is white clay with jojoba oil, palmarosa, geranium and orange essential oils (Cream Pie?!?)
Bath salts are epsom salt with some essential oils, not decided what yet (Sit or Wallow)
Linen spray is cedarwood, petitgrain, orange and geranium
Relaxing lavender and chamomile rollerball (Resting Bitch)

She is more sweary than dirty minded so we need more expletives in here 😂