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Anyone on the run from Verbier? Want to post a real-time outlaw story?

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miimblemomble · 28/12/2020 09:42

I’m not much for shock and horror at rule breakers because... people. But the story of 250+ British tourists on the run from being quarantined in Verbier has rather piqued my interest. www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/27/hundreds-uk-tourists-flee-covid-quarantine-swiss-ski-resort-verbier?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I’m guessing that the overlap of mumsnet posters and ski tourists is not insignificant: anyone want to tell us how your daring escape is going? And why you thought it was okay to fly to Switzerland for two weeks skiing in the middle of a pandemic?

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iMatter · 28/12/2020 16:01

@Witchend

Well... *@PhilODox*

"That's it," said Mary-Lou looking round at the group of despondent friends. "I don't know about you lot, but I came here to ski and that's what I'm going to do!"
"Thus speaks our one and only," said Vi Lucy lazily. "You know what matey would say if she heard you'd broken quarantine."
Mary Lou thumped down on the bed. "Okay," she admitted. "I'm not really going out, but I'm worried about those middles. Can you imagine what they're going to be like after two weeks of being cooped up?"
"Not our problem," responded Vi. "They're on the floor above us, and we're not allowed out of the room."
A thump on the ceiling made them both look upwards.
"I can't imagine what they're doing," murmured Verity Anne in her soft silvery voice.
"Len Maynard's up there with them," Vi said. "She'll keep them occupied."

Unfortunately Vi was wrong. Len had opened the window and coughed twice. This had been enough for the authorities, fearing an outbreak of covid-19, to isolate her completely. She was currently coughing into her hanky and trying to explain to Miss Dean that she was absolutely fine and felt in tiptop shape.

It had been Margot's evil genius to suggest that they could make a ski run out of the beds, but it had taken Frankie and Emerence to put it into action. They had eventually managed to move the bunkbeds to one end and used the mattresses to make a short "ski" run.
"Who's first?" announced Frankie, her eyes gleaming with mischief.
Con Maynard, the quietest of the triplets looked up. "Looks like a death trap to me," she said. "Just keep the noise down, we don't want a mistress in with us."
Emerence climbed up the ladder at the far end of the room, and rolled down the mattresses, colliding with Margot, who was bouncing on the far end, and ending in a heap of giggles.
"We haven't got our skis," she declared disgustedly. "What can we use?"
Someone had the bright idea of strapping books to their feet. These had the advantage that they didn't go too fast, and for a short time all, except Con, were occupied in the effort of climbing up and sliding down.
"Phew, I'm hot," said Frankie, standing up at the far end and opening the huge double doors that led onto the balcony.
"Careful," Margot warned. "Remember Len."
"We're not coughing," Frankie said climbing up again.
"It isn't really fast enough," Emerence said discontentedly.
She looked around for something better and had the bright idea of using a suitcase for a sledge.
"Push me off, Margot!"
Margot gave her a gentle push, which landed her halfway down before she had to bounce the rest of the way, but the others were impressed by her idea, and there was a general rush for their own suitcases.
"Give me a really hard shove," Margot called.
Margot shot down the slope, to the admiration of the other, out of the double doors, and, with a clatter of the balcony breaking, flew through the air, landing on the thick snow below.

Underneath the seniors had just settled down to a game of impertinent questions. They felt it was a little beneath their dignity to play this still, but someone had suggested it, and there were no younger ones present to see.
"What on earth was that?" asked Vi, whose turn it was to ask the question.
"That's no question," began Mary Lou, but when she saw Vi hurrying to the window, she followed.
They clustered to the window, where they could see Margot's still form, grey and to all appearances, dead.
"Vi," Mary Lou was pulling on her coat and scarf, "Go and fetch Miss O'Ryan."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to get down the fire escape and see if I can help her."

Mary Lou had spotted the fire escape stairs not far from their window. In a trice she was sitting on the windowsill, and jumped neatly onto the steps. She ran down the stairs.
"Don't worry," called a figure running over. "I'm a doctor."

Shortly afterwards Margot was sitting up in bed, bandaged and with a broken wrist. Although, as her little playmates told her, deserved to be a lot worse.
Dr Mason, as he told them he was called, was already phoning the san. He came off the phone and grinned at them.
"Jem says you're none of you to be trusted and he's sending vehicles immediately. He's arranged for the authorities to take you straight back to the Chalet. Oh," he paused and looked directly at Mary Lou. "He says to introduce me to Miss Ferrars. He said she needs a doctor to look after her..."

You're a bloody genius! Grin

billysboy · 28/12/2020 16:03

there are some very entitled people about , I know someone whos wife tested positive for Covid just before Xmas who then travelled in to Central London from Richmond two days on the bounce using the bus and the tube
Would be at all surprised if he was in Verbier
And his second name is not Cummings !

PhilODox · 28/12/2020 16:07

Oh, I simply 💓 you @Witchend!!

Thank you Thanks

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Butterymuffin · 28/12/2020 16:15

So where are the usual flights to and from for British visitors to Verbier? Or is it seriously all private jets? I know very little but it's weirdly interesting.

cantdothisnow1 · 28/12/2020 16:24

i am wondering if these are the 'high flying business' quarantine exemptions that were made back on 4th December?

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 28/12/2020 16:28

@PhilODox

Oh, I simply 💓 you *@Witchend*!!

Thank you Thanks

Seconded
notimagain · 28/12/2020 16:33

@Butterymuffin

So where are the usual flights to and from for British visitors to Verbier? Or is it seriously all private jets? I know very little but it's weirdly interesting.
The high rollers would possibly bizjet in and out of the airfield at Sion and then do a road or helicopter transfer.

Mere mortals would probably go via Geneva, which is about a 2 hour drive I think at best

PatriciaHolm · 28/12/2020 16:39

Verbier's tourism director is now claiming the story isn't as reported...(not surprised TBH)

news.sky.com/video/covid-19-its-not-200-people-escaping-from-verbier-says-tourism-director-12174309

gnomeisland · 28/12/2020 16:41

That prize arsehole Andrew Wigmore is boasting all over the press about his family's "escape" across the Alps.
And I didn't think it was possible to despise him more.

MaggieFS · 28/12/2020 16:47

I feel I've missed something reading this story - they didn't do anything wrong by going, but once there give the latest news about the 'English virus' a retrospective quarantine order was put in place meaning that rather than get their week on the slopes they'd have to spend it in their hotel room?

What a bloody mess. Completely irresponsible if they have done a runner but some people are just selfish.

Gunpowder · 28/12/2020 17:03

Grin I’m dying at the chalet school version! Wonderful.

bengalcat · 28/12/2020 17:08

Great storytelling . However in the initial newspaper reports its hard to imagine how a large number of people with ski baggage can just break out of a resort without hotel staff noticing - did they all abseil Bond style from their penthouse apartments to a private jet .

Gunpowder · 28/12/2020 17:19

I reckon all those private transfer companies will have made a killing!

KathielovesNancy · 28/12/2020 17:28

lol @Witchend

Nancy Wilmot came striding into the staffroom. her usual calm and laid back manner replaced by anger.

"Kathie!" she said, her voice full of anger. "They've taken her!"

"Taken who my dear?" replied Kathie looking up from her book. She suddenly realised that she had never seen the famously easy-going Nancy so upset.

"Our car. Our lovely little red car" was the response.

"What do you mean?" asked Kathie looking blankly at her colleague.

"Those idiotic English tourists. They came here to ski and are now fleeing back home. They've stolen our car!!"

Just then Jack Lambert came running in shouting "Miss Wimot! Miss Ferrars! I've got her back"

"You have?" said Kathie sinking back into her chair and wondering if she could raid Bill's gin supply. Really this was all far too much to cope with.

Jack grinned and threw the keys to Miss Wilmot. "They couldn't get far because I had drained the petrol tank last weekend as I was sure that some dirt was in the system".

"Where are the silly English tourists now?" asked Miss Wilmot although she actually didn't care. She too was contemplating that alcohol was the only answer.

"It was a group of pretty young women with fancy posh clothes" said Jack shaking her head at how ridiculous they had looked in their expensive designer ski suits. They didn't even have scarves crossed over their chests. "I sent them in the direction of Reg Entwistle. They should distract him from Len".

"Good work Jack" said Miss Wilmot and they all grinned.

Musicaldilemma · 28/12/2020 17:34

I am a Swiss and there were long debates about opening the ski resorts or not. Lots of Swiss people went skiing too at Christmas. The apres ski culture/restaurants were all meant to be closed and it was meant to be a healthy holiday/exercise outdoor with distance and masks.
The U.K. was previously allowed in - the Swiss have taken the view to quarantine nations who have a much worse Covid rate, but allow those in with a better one/similar rate.
U.K. Covid rate changed over night with this variant so some people obviously got caught out. Swiss authorities tend to have the power for large fines when people break quarantine, along the lines of chf 10,000 so I hope all these escapees have deep pockets...
There was barely any Corona in Switzerland in March and now they are overwhelmed. They have been quite relaxed thus far, more along the Swedish model. Health care is quite sophisticated there so perhaps they thought it was worth a risk. But generally speaking, Switzerland has become a lot more liberal in the last 20 years and with absolute democracy they are trying to keep everyone happy, including the young/kids/teens etc much more so than here. They also have 15 million vaccines on standby and are organised like the Germans so they might end up fine.

GiantKitten · 28/12/2020 17:38

God I hope there can be some sort of painful penalty for this one Angry

Anyone on the run from Verbier? Want to post a real-time outlaw story?
GiantKitten · 28/12/2020 17:40

10,000 Swiss francs is small change to him Hmm

GwendolineMarysLaces · 28/12/2020 17:52

I know someone who works as a doctor in Switzerland. The whole thing is a shit show, they have prioritised their economy over all else. HCPs are allowed to work having tested positive for Covid as long as they are asymptotic. The skiers are utter bellends but if Swiss rates end up being catastrophic they most likely won't be the reason why.

Witchend · 28/12/2020 17:54

@KathielovesNancy

They can take Reg as far away as they like Grin

MrsTerryPratchett · 28/12/2020 17:57

Can @Witchend do any style?

I'd quite like Dostoyevsky Crime and Punishment stylee. Extra points for everyone having three versions of their name and being really fucking miserable.

Witchend · 28/12/2020 18:43

@MrsTerryPratchett Your turn!

Having not tried to read that for about 20 years, I think I'll pass on that one. Children's books are far more fun. Grin

Frustratedbypossiblescammers · 28/12/2020 19:06

This story has pissed me off beyond belief, and I am normally pretty mild mannered.

We couldn’t see parents this Christmas. No siblings and their little children, whom we haven’t seen since March. Haven’t seen friends. No parties. No nights out. No New Year’s Eve party. Looking at schools being closed until Feb.

But somehow these fuckers think it’s OK for them to fuck off skiing?? There’s a fucking pandemic, you utter selfish fucking selfish twats. Aren’t ski resorts exactly how it spread so quickly across Europe earlier in the year?

And now to escape quarantine, not giving a fuck if you bring it back with you or spread it elsewhere.... fuck you. I hope the snow melts for you on every single ski trip for the rest of your life!! Angry

Girlyracer · 28/12/2020 19:48

Yes this is a film in the making.

DecemberDiana · 28/12/2020 19:54

But there are no heroes.

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 28/12/2020 19:55

In the UK it's only wealth that counts.

I won't use the term 'class' here because however these fuckwits people regard themselves they have absolutely no class at all.