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Anyone on the run from Verbier? Want to post a real-time outlaw story?

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miimblemomble · 28/12/2020 09:42

I’m not much for shock and horror at rule breakers because... people. But the story of 250+ British tourists on the run from being quarantined in Verbier has rather piqued my interest. www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/27/hundreds-uk-tourists-flee-covid-quarantine-swiss-ski-resort-verbier?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I’m guessing that the overlap of mumsnet posters and ski tourists is not insignificant: anyone want to tell us how your daring escape is going? And why you thought it was okay to fly to Switzerland for two weeks skiing in the middle of a pandemic?

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RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 28/12/2020 13:01

@DecemberDiana

I was hoping more for The Scarlet Pimpernel.
Im disappointed as well witch 😒
Foxglovii · 28/12/2020 13:01

*melting pot!

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 28/12/2020 13:02

@DecemberDiana

That's the one!
Thats better!!!

Should have kept reading

( its like that how to become very well read book....do another one!!!)

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MrsPernicious · 28/12/2020 13:02

@praepondero

To everyone who is moaning about the unfairness of it all, the new variant of C19 was sequenced last week, Swiss and other ski-countries had accepted the risk of the good-old-variant but had to re-calibrate their risk response in the view of the new variant prevalent in SE England (more ski-tourists in UK than South-Africa and all that). People do not seem to understand exponential growth Angry.
Utter tosh

virological.org/t/preliminary-genomic-characterisation-of-an-emergent-sars-cov-2-lineage-in-the-uk-defined-by-a-novel-set-of-spike-mutations/563

New variant has been known about since September.

The Swiss have been chasing the money and during a pandemic that is a risky past time. Going skiing during a pandemic is also risky business.

TheVanguardSix · 28/12/2020 13:04

We need a Playmobil Pandemic in Verbier thread.

nosswith · 28/12/2020 13:09

Surely if the Swiss authorities know who they are, they can be stopped from flying from nearby airports? Or stopped when they come into the UK, as until Thursday we are co-operating with police in the EU and the Schengen area?

praepondero · 28/12/2020 13:12

@MrsPernicious
Fuck off. The SE of England seems to be the hotbed of the variant, it was isolated in the UK last week. There are over 90 known variants of C19, including the fast-spreading beastie first seen I believe in South America sometimes in Aug-Sept, but until UK sounded the alarm, it wasn't considered such a threat. Hurrah to UK for being responsible.

praepondero · 28/12/2020 13:34

@MrsPernicious
I'm sorry, I was very rude, please disregard my little outburst. Blush

RaffertyBear · 28/12/2020 13:47

@praepondero do you mean South Africa for the fast spreading, little beastie's best friend?

Wigeon · 28/12/2020 13:56

@Witchend

Well, we slipped out of the hotel during their live entertainment. We made sure everyone saw us by being part of the act, and arranged our act so it took us offstage at the end. There were soldiers at the main doors, so we went out of the kitchen exit, and hastened down the road. We realised fairly quickly that we were going to be followed, when we saw a nunnery. We explained our predicament to them (I happened to know the Mother Abbess well) and they told us to come in. We hid in the graveyard while they searched. Eventually we thought we were safe, but then a young lad came back. Dh recognised him, and thought he would appeal to him to pretend he hadn't see us. It was a pretty stupid idea as he'd given no sign he'd seen us, and then the little idiot rushed off shouting that he'd seen us. We hot footed it out of there, and towards the mountains where we climbed over them singing lustily all the way. And now we're just catching the ferry back to England.

That do you?

GrinGrin Genuis!
Wigeon · 28/12/2020 13:57

[quote Witchend]@DecemberDiana

We were sitting in our hotel room, feeling doomed. There was nothing to do except watch TV and order food. This wasn't the skiing holiday we'd been expecting and I could see our fate written on the others' faces. They slumped on their beds sipping drinks and arguing about the level of the air conditioning.
Then there was a bang at the window. We all jumped. We were three storeys up! I thought it was a bird, but then we heard distinct knocking.
I opened the curtains and there was a tall man, wearing a dark suit and bow tie, and a dark black bandana over his face.
"Hurry up and let me in!" he called.
I opened the window. "James Bond, I presume?" I said in what was meant to be a casual voice.
"No, madam," he replied in a deep voice. "You are not to know who I am."

He outlined his daring plan to us. We dressed in the outfits of the hotel staff and he lead us down through what felt like acres of corridors until we came to the basement.
In the basement he uncovered a trapdoor which lead directly to the airport.
At the airport we turned to thank the gentleman that had brought us out from our nightmare. But he had vanished. However when I emptied my pocket when I got home I found a small sketch of a little red flower, which I knew hadn't been there before.[/quote]
GrinGrin

FindHungrySamurai · 28/12/2020 13:58

Absolutely fascinated by this story but I hope they get the book thrown at them.

Anycrispsleft · 28/12/2020 14:14

@foxglovii

EU countries should make sure to impose quarantine of 10 days on every single EU resident upon crossing the border into the EU from Switzerland. And they should be charged for the stay wherever they quarantine

Thst is what is being done right now in Germany, and France as well I believe. It's a pain for people living on the border - we have mates who live in France, but the nearest French supermarket is about 40 mins' drive and she doesn't even drive. Nearest Swiss supermarket is 10 mins' walk away, but then you have to quarantine for 10 days! Until recently there was an exception for trips under 24h, but that stopped on 22nd December. Shops round us were actually giving away food on the 23rd and 24th, as the Swiss they had expected to be coming over for their Christmas shop weren't allowed.

Namechangeski · 28/12/2020 14:14

I do actually have an acquaintance who was in Verbier last week and then magically made it home for Christmas Day. They are generally selfish fuckers/COVID deniers, have already had a Spanish holiday in summer and didn’t bother to quarantine when they came home. Am dying to find out how they did it but don’t want to ask!!

FortunesFavour · 28/12/2020 14:33

How do you solve a problem like @Witchend?? GrinGrin

praepondero · 28/12/2020 14:54

@RaffertyBear
Nope, it was first identified in either Brazil... or somewhere nearby.
South Africa came to play much later.

jillypill · 28/12/2020 14:56

I saw this & was not surprised tbh.

jillypill · 28/12/2020 14:57

It’s Verbier. These are all entitled people who are used to money buying them whatever they want. So of course they aren’t going to follow rules that are only meant for the little people.

Exactly!

SabrinaThwaite · 28/12/2020 14:59

@Splodgetastic

Chalet in Verbier is definitely on my list of things to acquire.
Randy Andy’s Chalet Helora is up for sale - a bargain if you’ve got a spare £18,000,000 or so.
jillypill · 28/12/2020 15:00

Haven't they traced a load of them to France?

PhilODox · 28/12/2020 15:09

@FindHungrySamurai

Absolutely fascinated by this story but I hope they get the book thrown at them.
I was awaiting @Witchend tackling The Chalet School In The Tyrol next tbh Grin
SinisterBumFacedCat · 28/12/2020 15:22

Absolute bunch of arseholes.

iMatter · 28/12/2020 15:29

I'm here for the @Witchend updates Smile

Witchend · 28/12/2020 15:47

Well... @PhilODox

"That's it," said Mary-Lou looking round at the group of despondent friends. "I don't know about you lot, but I came here to ski and that's what I'm going to do!"
"Thus speaks our one and only," said Vi Lucy lazily. "You know what matey would say if she heard you'd broken quarantine."
Mary Lou thumped down on the bed. "Okay," she admitted. "I'm not really going out, but I'm worried about those middles. Can you imagine what they're going to be like after two weeks of being cooped up?"
"Not our problem," responded Vi. "They're on the floor above us, and we're not allowed out of the room."
A thump on the ceiling made them both look upwards.
"I can't imagine what they're doing," murmured Verity Anne in her soft silvery voice.
"Len Maynard's up there with them," Vi said. "She'll keep them occupied."

Unfortunately Vi was wrong. Len had opened the window and coughed twice. This had been enough for the authorities, fearing an outbreak of covid-19, to isolate her completely. She was currently coughing into her hanky and trying to explain to Miss Dean that she was absolutely fine and felt in tiptop shape.

It had been Margot's evil genius to suggest that they could make a ski run out of the beds, but it had taken Frankie and Emerence to put it into action. They had eventually managed to move the bunkbeds to one end and used the mattresses to make a short "ski" run.
"Who's first?" announced Frankie, her eyes gleaming with mischief.
Con Maynard, the quietest of the triplets looked up. "Looks like a death trap to me," she said. "Just keep the noise down, we don't want a mistress in with us."
Emerence climbed up the ladder at the far end of the room, and rolled down the mattresses, colliding with Margot, who was bouncing on the far end, and ending in a heap of giggles.
"We haven't got our skis," she declared disgustedly. "What can we use?"
Someone had the bright idea of strapping books to their feet. These had the advantage that they didn't go too fast, and for a short time all, except Con, were occupied in the effort of climbing up and sliding down.
"Phew, I'm hot," said Frankie, standing up at the far end and opening the huge double doors that led onto the balcony.
"Careful," Margot warned. "Remember Len."
"We're not coughing," Frankie said climbing up again.
"It isn't really fast enough," Emerence said discontentedly.
She looked around for something better and had the bright idea of using a suitcase for a sledge.
"Push me off, Margot!"
Margot gave her a gentle push, which landed her halfway down before she had to bounce the rest of the way, but the others were impressed by her idea, and there was a general rush for their own suitcases.
"Give me a really hard shove," Margot called.
Margot shot down the slope, to the admiration of the other, out of the double doors, and, with a clatter of the balcony breaking, flew through the air, landing on the thick snow below.

Underneath the seniors had just settled down to a game of impertinent questions. They felt it was a little beneath their dignity to play this still, but someone had suggested it, and there were no younger ones present to see.
"What on earth was that?" asked Vi, whose turn it was to ask the question.
"That's no question," began Mary Lou, but when she saw Vi hurrying to the window, she followed.
They clustered to the window, where they could see Margot's still form, grey and to all appearances, dead.
"Vi," Mary Lou was pulling on her coat and scarf, "Go and fetch Miss O'Ryan."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to get down the fire escape and see if I can help her."

Mary Lou had spotted the fire escape stairs not far from their window. In a trice she was sitting on the windowsill, and jumped neatly onto the steps. She ran down the stairs.
"Don't worry," called a figure running over. "I'm a doctor."

Shortly afterwards Margot was sitting up in bed, bandaged and with a broken wrist. Although, as her little playmates told her, deserved to be a lot worse.
Dr Mason, as he told them he was called, was already phoning the san. He came off the phone and grinned at them.
"Jem says you're none of you to be trusted and he's sending vehicles immediately. He's arranged for the authorities to take you straight back to the Chalet. Oh," he paused and looked directly at Mary Lou. "He says to introduce me to Miss Ferrars. He said she needs a doctor to look after her..."

Witchend · 28/12/2020 15:52

@iMatter
I'm feeling the pressure. Grin

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