To think the noises my husband makes while watching football sound uncomfortably sexual?! (lighthearted-ish!)

[disneybee]

So when my husband watches football, he does this really weird loud over-dramatic gasping thing when someone just misses a goal or whatever, and every time he does it, it makes me feel so uncomfortable, it just sounds weirdly sexual! He sounds more passionate when he's gasping at the football than he does when he is actually having sex Am I weird or is he the weirdo? What is it with men and football anyway?! Every time he does it, it really makes me cringe

Did the exact noise happen roughly 69 seconds ago? Sounds like my DP is watching the same game.

And yes he does this too, lots of ahhhhh, sharp intake of breath. Least when we finish having sex he doesnt scream "fucking get in there" so that's a good thing.

60 seconds not 69

@HopeYourHighHorseBucks

Did the exact noise happen roughly 69 seconds ago? Sounds like my DP is watching the same game.

And yes he does this too, lots of ahhhhh, sharp intake of breath. Least when we finish having sex he doesnt scream "fucking get in there" so that's a good thing.

haha!

And yes, probably the same game!

Is it possibly a side effect of Covid? If not, just wondering why it’s on this section 😂

@Furries

Is it possibly a side effect of Covid? If not, just wondering why it’s on this section 😂

I can see it now - cough, fever, loss of taste and smell, making sex noises at football

This thread has given me such a chuckle this morning.

Yes my husband makes alsorts of noises I haven't heard before. Sometimes I actually find it attractive other times I get annoyed as he gives our toddler a fright 😂

We're moving this thread over to our Chat topic (and cringing along with you, OP)

I doubt any of your husbands made as many weird noises as me on 89 minutes yesterday. Then shouted just hold on for the next 4 minutes.
Nothing sexual I assure you

Who does he follow OP?

I think the language associated with Football is quite sexually related anyway - lots of words that could be viewed as innuendo..
Trying to score / scored a good one
Stick it in the net
Hard pass
Playing deep
Penetrate the ball
Going all the way to the finish line

I’m sure there’s loads more...

@SaskiaRembrandt - ha! Would love to see Whitty updating everyone at the next briefing with this new symptom 😂

PoptartPoptart

[quote Furries]@SaskiaRembrandt - ha! Would love to see Whitty updating everyone at the next briefing with this new symptom 😂[/quote]

Well if he follows Arsenal you will get more moans than from a woman faking orgasm!!!

Well if he follows Arsenal you will get more moans than from a woman faking orgasm!!!
Spat my coffee out at this