So when my husband watches football, he does this really weird loud over-dramatic gasping thing when someone just misses a goal or whatever, and every time he does it, it makes me feel so uncomfortable, it just sounds weirdly sexual! He sounds more passionate when he's gasping at the football than he does when he is actually having sex 
Am I weird or is he the weirdo? What is it with men and football anyway?! Every time he does it, it really makes me cringe 