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Would you know what the answer was if I asked you what a gonk is?!

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Fiftyandmore · 06/12/2020 16:50

My dc have just fallen about laughing, and assured me they've never heard of these. Maybe it's an age think. Anyone know what I mean?

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sorryforswearing · 06/12/2020 20:37

Yes. I’m sure they used to have one on Playschool.

CaptainMyCaptain · 06/12/2020 20:38

@sorryforswearing

Yes. I’m sure they used to have one on Playschool.
They did.
InterfectoremVulpes · 06/12/2020 20:39

Gonks are like toilet roll tubes wrapped in fake fur with googly eyes stuck on.

CaptainMyCaptain · 06/12/2020 20:41

@sorryforswearing

Yes. I’m sure they used to have one on Playschool.
Playschool.
Would you know what the answer was if I asked you what a gonk is?!
KeziaOAP · 06/12/2020 20:50

@bushtailadventures

This is what I would call a Gonk (I'm 50) my granddad made some for me.
Yes this is what I know as a Gonk, have one from the 1950s will have to fish 'him' out.
ChristmasWitch · 06/12/2020 21:18

They've got gonks in Poundland just now, Christmas ones!

raffle · 06/12/2020 21:26

Gonks are pompom things with googlie eyes. Sometimes with a ribbon on.

Thefirstnohell · 06/12/2020 21:31

Yes but I grew up in the seventies; which was all about flares, big collars , space hoppers and gonks. Grin

I've just bought my sister a stripey Christmas one for old time's sake.

MrsSchadenfreude · 06/12/2020 21:34

Gonks are fabric or furry. The little hard dolls with mad hair are trolls.

MrsFezziwig · 06/12/2020 21:37

@Fiftyandmore your photo is a troll, not a gonk. This is a gonk. They were around when I was an early teenager (1960s).

Would you know what the answer was if I asked you what a gonk is?!
AcornAutumn · 06/12/2020 21:41

@SlippersForFlippers

I'll add I'm mid 30s and didn't know until a couple of weeks ago when my colleague said she had got her Christmas gonks out.
I’d have died laughing and saying “not a euphemism”.

I only know them as trolls and I’m 45.

LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow · 06/12/2020 21:59

@Rockbird

This a gonk (70s baby)
ABSOLUTELY ...like a toilet roll covered in fur...that's a Gonk

I don't know what all you others are talking about, with your trolls and christmas critters.

OhTheTastyNuts · 06/12/2020 22:05

To me, a gonk is a toilet roll tube, covered with garish fake fur with googly eyes stuck on. Used as a pencil pot!

I'm 43 and from the NE.

The dolls with the mad hair are trolls and I would just call the things with their hats over their eyes 'christmas ornaments'!

motorcyclenumptiness · 06/12/2020 22:15

Talk of gonks brings to mind this

LolaSmiles · 06/12/2020 22:18

Ah see. That’s is what I could call a troll

Same here.

Duffmcstockings · 06/12/2020 22:48

@Brunt0n

www.therange.co.uk/christmas/christmas-decorations/gonks/#sort=relevance&page=1&lpp=24

This is what I would think you meant if you said a gonk

That is more of a chaz
IhateBoswell · 06/12/2020 22:54

I’m 41 and your first picture is definitely a troll.
I also thought a gonk was Humpty Dumpty from Playschool.

Duffmcstockings · 06/12/2020 22:56

Ahhh yes, in the future, when they think of 2020, they will say, 'remember the gonk wars??' Xmas SmileXmas WinkXmas Hmm

msssm · 06/12/2020 22:58

I'm 50. My gonk was a red felt egg-shaped beanbag. Think it might have had googly eyes but poss made of felt too. Black felt cut out in the shape of feet and glued to the bottom, and a wee flat green sort of flower shaped thing stuck on top of the head.
I lubbed gonky.

HeronLanyon · 06/12/2020 22:58

Bloody hell my head is all over the place with trolls and gonks.
I predate the plastic ones (think I was in my 20s when they appeared. I would call those trolls.
The furry all over ones are what I knew as a ‘honk’.
Do you think mnhq are all over this thread - we’re all suddenly troll hunting which, although I’m not really sure what it means, I do know is forbidden.

Bouledeneige · 06/12/2020 23:01

I'm in my late 50s and I had two gonks made for me by my Granny. They were sacklike cuddly toys - soft, with a head and ears and button eyes.

They were not trolls! They are horrible plastic things with mad hair.

Bouledeneige · 06/12/2020 23:02

My gonks didn't look anything like those Swedish things with big hats either.

SenorFrog · 06/12/2020 23:03

My sister had a gonk in our old house, we moved out of there in 1976 and she'd had it years before that. It used to drive our dog insane so it spent years sitting on top of the boiler in the cupboard. Even the word Gonk would set the dog off. Happy memories.

ArtieFufkinPolymerRecords · 06/12/2020 23:04

@Rockbird

This a gonk (70s baby)
Yes that's definitely what I knew as a gonk in the 1970s
Would you know what the answer was if I asked you what a gonk is?!
SenorFrog · 06/12/2020 23:08

Rick

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