What is the worst thing your pet has done?

[TruiColours]

whither that be a current pet or a previous one

i would say

peeing on my brothers bed.

ate my mobile phone (and charger) and the extension socket.

Our cat decided to squeeze through some brand new and very expensive horizontal blinds, snapping the middle rows completely. We'd only had him a few weeks at that point. Good job we love him!

Broken my nose

Killed and brought home someone's pet rabbit.

Too cute and tiny to leave in a crate; chewed two coffee table edge, arms off of two pairs of prescription glasses, iPhone cord and much much more. He was a nibbler about 6-9 months when teething.

My cats are arseholes. They commit arseholes crimes everyday

The worst - they brought a mouse in the house alive and let it go, so they could chase it. The poor thing had a heart attack.

Told you- arseholes.

Lots of stories about killing each other. Too painful to recall so hiding thread.

Oh god, between them they've trashed everything, my couch/chair/beds/walls.
The fuzzy little cretins do whatever they want.

I have 2 dogs and five cats and honestly I can't decide whose the biggest asshole (these are not the worse things in the world to happen but amusing looking back)

Pug - she licks peoples ankles so in summer we have to be really careful about walking past people on shorts or they get a sloppy kiss on the back of the legs - she doesn't discriminate everyone gets one!
She is toilet trained but if you don't get to the back door is two seconds then she pees all over the floor because reasons.
When she was a puppy she chewed my brand new glasses up, I didn't know puppies could get into handbags
As a tiny puppy she bit my dads nipple.
Spaniel-
When he was a puppy I couldn't find him and when I did find him he was on top of the cat biting his ears - luckily cat didn't seem to mind.
He was so small he could get through the bannister holes of the stairs and would leg it upstairs and fill his mouth will cat biscuits
At my mum and dads he learnt how to open their fridge, it's a floor fridge and he ate all the meat (ham and minced meat) and my dad triffles (no chocolate) and had a vet visit afterwards.
We didn't know he could reach the back of the worktops in the kitchen and he smashed all our eggs on Christmas Eve.
He got so scared of his own reflection in the patio doors, he weed himself - we made a fuss over him and he hadn't done it since.

The cats are just assholes daily but haven't done anything worth mentioning as they don't kill other animals so never had a live mouse running around.

Minimou123
One of mine did that the other week.
There was no way me lomping around the house was going to catch it, so I had no choice but to do nothing until fluffy killer Matilda caught it, killed it and crunched it all up.
Furry psycho.

On a slightly funnier note, one of them, Jemima has an obsession with bags she loves to look in them and if there's food, help herself to it, she once ran off with a pie from my friend's bag, and stole sandwiches from another friend.

IHaveBrilloHair
these cats are psychos.

Although, I think we need to lend our cats to Closingtime94, as her cats aren't living up to standards

My dog ate one of my favourite shoes. He is lucky to be alive.

My boy cat has knocked over and cracked my large and heavy Tv, broken multiple dishes and glasses, woken me up more times than i can list, peed on my work trousers just when i needed to wear them, knocked a glass of water onto an extension lead and blew the fuses (multiple times) turned the fridge off. Gotten stuck in gaps and needed me to rescue him. Cracked my kindle screen. Leaves me ginormous hairballs to find when i get home. Knocked my bookcase over twice.
It's a good thing he's cute.

My cat is madly 'in love' with my right arm...yep he's been 'done'.

I thought of more.
Dragged my keys behind the worktops where i couldn't get them and had to dismantle part of the kitchen.
Insta tries to steal and eat any plastic.
Jumps straight on the bed after having been in the litter tray to clean himself. Boak. I shove him off if i see.

My cat ate my pet canary 😭

1Vandal2
That's impressive

Broke a lovely wooden blind.
He was locked in, waiting to go to the vets for the snip.

Oh my goodness, he's beautiful though, is he a Maine Coon?

DDog2 had explosive diarrhoea (most unlike him and he was pretty unwell) all over the wooden floor boards.

It went down the gaps and caused me to have to call work weeping to tell them I would be late while I tried to extricate it all with a cocktail stick.

To this day I maintain I've never seen a dog shit so much. Within 2 hours he was as right as rain and acting as if nothing had happened

while I tried to extricate it all with a cocktail stick

That's an image which will never leave me.

Bitten a neighbour on the bum

Toasty Boycat brought a squirrel in through the catflap. It was still alive.

My Bedlington adores me.
So much that he graduated from ejaculating when he was sat on my lap to spaffing at the sight of me.
He was mended soon after