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Simple , the above user asks a question and you give a wrong answer

I will start

What did you have for breakfast?

Cats litter

Do you think dumbledore is the hottest man alive?

Good God no

Do you love your children?

Yes.

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Are you a hardcore emo who wears thick black eyeliner and exclusively listens to My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte?

Are you a hardcore emo who wears thick black eyeliner and exclusively listens to My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte?

Hahaha, yes of course .

What's your real name?

Bathsheba Humperdinck IV.

What's your favourite holiday destination?

North Korea.

Where do you live?

Notredam, some say i bare a striking resemblance to someone quite famous from there... i can't quite think who they could be referring to though?

What's your card details?

1234 5678 1234 5678

Who is your celebrity crush?

Big Ed from 90 day fiancé 😍

Do you believe that the royal family are lizards?

Absolutely!

Do you fancy a shag with Boris Johnson?

I'm pleasuring myself at this very moment at the thought.🥰

Would you rather shag Boris Johnson or Kim Jong-Un?

Both together, with Trump watching.

Favourite Disney movie?

'Freaky Friday' (1976) because it epitomises the role women should play in society.

Favourite disaster movie?

Ugh, mission impossible? Is it a disaster movie?

Vous avez quelle âge?

J'ai deux cent ans. Vraiment!

What contribution did Bros make to British musical history?

Absolutely none, and they had no fans.

Who is the world's sexiest man?

Professor Chris Whitty

Why am I still up at 01:51?

Because you've been partying in a super yacht off the coast of Ibiza

What will I get for Christmas this year?

A partridge in a pear tree.

Why do I have such a headache this morning?

Because you ate really healthy food last night and only drank water.

What shall I have for breakfast?

Eggs Benedict

Should I have the burger that comes with a pot of gooey cheese tonight or the salt beef one?

Green eggs and ham?

Shall I go for a run?

Yes, and make at least eight miles. Those trainers won't wear themselves out, you know.

I need a small houseplant for the kitchen windowsill - what should I get?

An oak tree

How can I loose weight quickly

By eating at least 10 doughnuts and 3 McDonalds meals a day.

What's your favourite memory?