I always daydream about this but would never be brave enough to open myself up to public criticism! I'd worry about totally cocking up and embarrassing myself! Or getting too nervous and quaffing too much wine whilst cooking!
Ok, so obviously everything would go swimmingly and I would sip slowly in this fantasy...
Champagne, Mythos Greek beer or fancy non alcoholic spritzer on arrival
Starter - taster plate of spinach and feta parcel, houmous, Greek sausage and dolmades - all homemade so people don't complain! Token salad garnish!
Main - slow cooked Greek style lamb with tzatiki, little roast potatoes with garlic and oregano, chargrilled peppers, flatbreads, sliced red onion/cucumber - served sharing style so people can choose which bits they want and how they want to eat it. If any veggies/vegans I'd do them Greek stuffed aubergine with pine nuts and if veggie some halloumi (ok lots of halloumi for everyone)
Dessert- vanilla pannacotta with fresh passionfruit - served with a passionfruit martini if they like.
Just cooked sausages and chips for the kids and defrosted a curry for us in actual real life 