I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

An old salad bowl, full of last year’s Halloween sweets. I’m still eating them in secret.

Kitchen roll, tin foil, baking parchment, freezer bags and a thermos flask.

The cat, possibly 2

A 12 pack of fruit shoots, everyone's lunchboxes and some dust

The bread bin - kitchen fridge
Old show boxes - overflow fridge

Eggs, some shortbread, a big box of party stuff napkins, candles, platters etc and some lunchboxes.

Cake tins and old quality street tubs

My worktop. Cos it is an under the counter fridge!

My Brexit stash

normally, kitchen scales, the door trays of the last two fridgefreezers which do not fit this model some plastic boxes and more recently three boxes of bran flakes.

A very large gold tin full of glitter pom poms

Parkin, all wrapped up and waiting for bonfire night.
You would not be popular, could you settle for the first aid box or a collection of old tin plates?

Ice cream maker that dm bought about 6 years ago that's still not even been out the box.

Dinner trays

A sex board game that's hidden up there away from prying eyes!

Top inside the fridge- yoghurts

An RC car, kitchen roll, 12 pack of dog food, some kitchen scales and a couple of lightbulbs. And probably some plaster from where DH attempted to plaster the ceiling 6 years ago - despite constant housework random little bits just appear from time to time.

The oven. Not the smartest kitchen design but I didn't chose it.

Cereals.

Lunchboxes

Face masks and clothes pegs.

At least it would be a useful haul!

A feather duster.
You wouldn’t mind running around the house with it to get rid of the cobwebs before you take it would you?

Dog toys that are missing an arm/leg or need their bum neck sewing back up.

Nothing. It's ceiling height

Currently, the cat carrier.