I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

A mug or a glass. Mostly the small nutella jar tumblers

My 3D skull cake tin - don't you dare!

Ours is integrated but there’s a wicker basket in the slot above it that has the two (actually) non stick pans in and a load of instruction manuals and balloons.

My entire spice collection. A nutribullet, a sharpie and a roll of masking tape.

I have an under counter fridge so I guess you’d be getting ... my kitchen work surfaces?! Or if you only get stuff literally touching the top of the fridge it’ll be dust and maybe a dried up grape for you.

Dust and an empty quality street tub

A treat box - either one with bags of popcorn and crisps in or one with chocolate in it. Please don't take them - as much as I'm not supposed to be eating them, I need to know there's chocolate in my house!

Hidden chocolate stash!

You seem to be stealing my fruit bowl. And a shopping list with pen. Have fun with that 🤣

My first aid kit and a radio, I need both so please don’t

hamster ball, dog treats, dog lead, broken meerkat statue.

The medicine box. Pretty useful at least.

Nothing-ours has a cupboard built over it so not even dust as no gap.
But said cupboard contains all the bakeware, seldom used!

Bourbon, a cake stand and whey powder (and lots of dust)

My Christmas cake. All the other usual clutter has been cleared as the estate agent is coming to take pictures of the house tomorrow. It's never been so tidy!

A bullet smoothie maker

If you open the cupboard on top of the fridge, you will get away with a stack of antique plates (we don't use) a mandolin slicer and bits for the stand mixer.

A half open bag of dog food, and a rug that said dog has chewed up!

Cobwebs. And a box full of every jam jar I have ever used, empty. Most of them no longer have lids for some reason. I should probably just let you have them, they are a source of marital discord

The dogs’ ashes

Whatever toy the children were hitting each other with most recently (that has since been forgotten about till something else needs to be put up there).

Rolls of paper towel.

Dust (9 years worth ) and the fridge manual

Box of fire lighters

An assortment of trays. But, if you open the cupboard above the fridge, you’ll find a selection of booze! We stored it high up to keep it away the children when they were little...now they’re teens, we’re definitely keeping it up there. I don’t think they know about it.🤞

My secret pencil. Don’t you DARE steal my secret pencil