I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

Weetabix

A bottle of ironing water, feel free to complete any ironing while you're there

A couple of empty celebrations tubs that are used as cake tins, the mandolin (finger) slicing thing, and the fridge manual.

A portable Weber barbecue - we take it camping. If you'd gone for top of the cupboards you could grab a few cereal boxes.

Lunch boxes. Gousto bits and bibs. An old photo printer that really needs to be binned.

I noticed earlier there is also a cardboard model skeleton on mine too. My 4 yr old son loves skeletons lol

Quality street tin of medicines, another of plasters and dressings .

A d the random bowl of shite which currently contains the bag of flat batteries for recycling , 4 pairs of nail clippers, half tube of super glue and a roll of physio tape

Some local take away restaurants’ menus. All at least 7 months old.

The iron on a teatowel (better clean it before you use it - I got distracted).
Dust.

Half finished boxes of Cereal
Fill your boots op.

A large paella pan that hasn’t been used since we moved in (7 years ago) as DH doesn’t like paella!

You would need to be very careful it's a bit like a game of Jenga up there! But you might be able to make off with my collection of Tupperware boxes and Christmas cake tins plus lots of dust!!

Toilet roll
A set of throwing knives
Multiple multi bags of crisp
Dust

Oh yes, and a rope with half a dozen bells on it which I was going to put up outside the front when I bought it years ago.
If you can get it without me hearing you, you're welcome to it.

My very tall son's chocolate stash😊

An empty egg box.

I love how many of us have cats on top of the fridge!

Nothing.

DW's excessively large collection of empty jam jars, kilner jars and associated seals, labels etc.

A mini-freezer, probably due a defrosting.

The gin collection. Plz don't steal it 😂

Nibbles the hamster! She's a tiny Robovski. Very sweet and tame but lightening fast! Her little legs run so fast on the wheel she looks like she's hovering over it.

Breast milk storage bags

An extra large oval Le Creuset pot which has never been used.

George foreman grill and a new packet of kitchen roll.