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Original poster

Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

467 replies

Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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Inthebleakmidwinteriwouldsing · 29/09/2020 20:05

Oh when my vicar
When my vicar smiles at me I go to Rio

hungrywalrus · 29/09/2020 20:06

My vicar brings all the boys to the yard
They’re like: it’s better than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’ll have to charge

ColumboOnTheCase · 29/09/2020 20:06

Like a vicar touched for the very first time

ColumboOnTheCase · 29/09/2020 20:09

Hey vicar you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey vicar

waitforitwaitforit · 29/09/2020 20:10

Blame it on the Vicar
Shout out to my vicar
I touch my vicar.

Original poster
Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:12

Grin Grin
Rock the vicar (don't rock the vicar baby)
Rock the vicar (don't tip the vicar over)

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wincarwoo · 29/09/2020 20:12

He ain't heavy, he's my vicar

CarnageAtTheGardenCentre · 29/09/2020 20:12

Are ‘Vicars’ Electric?

Breathmiller · 29/09/2020 20:15

I shot the vicar
But I didn't shoot no deputy

(Apologies to any MN vicars)

Inthebleakmidwinteriwouldsing · 29/09/2020 20:16

Twinkle Twinkle Little Vicar
All By My Vicar
Sweet Vicar O’ Mine

MrsMoastyToasty · 29/09/2020 20:16

I've managed to shoehorn a former archbishop of Canterbury into the lyrics of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi too!

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Robert Robert Runcie
Baby, there's no other vicar
You know that I'll be
Your Robert Runcie
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that vicar is mine
Baby, you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Robert Robert Runcie

Original poster
Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:19

I think he would like that . 👍

OP posts:
minou123 · 29/09/2020 20:23

Last night a vicar saved my life
Last night a vicar saved my life, yeah

CurlsandCurves · 29/09/2020 20:24

It started with a vicar,
Never thought it would come to this.

bearlyactive · 29/09/2020 20:25

Does your vicar know?
Oh I can dance with you vicar... etc

CurlsandCurves · 29/09/2020 20:26

Don’t you want me, vicar?
Don’t you want me ooooaaahh!

LasagneQueen · 29/09/2020 20:28

(Crazy) Vicar in Love
Wicked Vicar (Game)
Wildest Vicar (Dreams)
Rude (Boy) Vicar
Any Time, Any Vicar (Place)
Knockin' da Vicar (Boots)
I'm too sexy for my Vicar

Thankssomuch · 29/09/2020 20:28

Touch me, touch me, I want to feel your vicar

AlwaysLatte · 29/09/2020 20:31

When the Vicar got stuck up the chimney...

TartanDMs · 29/09/2020 20:35

There Must Be A Vicar Playing With My Heart
Where Have All The Vicars Gone?
Son of a Vicar
I've Got A Little Vicar For You
Novocaine for the Vicar

CeliaCanth · 29/09/2020 20:38

Her name was Lola, she was a vicar...
I wish I was (oh oh oh) a Wild West vicar
When the working day is done, vicars just wanna have fun
Vicars having some fun, crazy ladies keep them on the run
I’m a dandy vicar-man, so tired of easy fashion

Frogsandsheep · 29/09/2020 20:39

I’m a vicar and I am finding this thread rather amusing!!!

Original poster
Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:39

I never thought that it would happen
With the vicar from Clapham

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Breathmiller · 29/09/2020 20:40

I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping
While my viccaaar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my viccaaar gently weeps

shivermetimbers77 · 29/09/2020 20:41

Pay my tuition just to kiss me on my wet ass vicar.