my neighbour is building a patio who would you like to bury? light hearted!

[mumwon]

Heard my neighbour building the foundations for a patio. Seemed an opportune time to consider who I might use this for. Any ideas? Not too serious!

Anyone who steps in front of me when I am walking somewhere and then walks really slowly!

A patio wouldn't be big enough to bury all the folk I'd want buried! 😆 I'd need the square footage of a park and ride car park!!!

My exh. His arse crack left out to park ds's bike in...

My father in law....if I have to suffer any more snide marks about how lucky I am to be wfh and must love 'doing nothing all day' (?!?!?!) I am going to kill him.

I can think of a few politicians my local mp first!
& you all know him very well
he is well named

All the ERG and then I'd throw my neighbour in on top for good measure !

BanditsBum when you are alone with him whisper you work a sex chat line 12-3 every day..
Bet my bottom dollar he gives you a call!!

And if he tells dh deny deny deny you ever said such a thing...

No one comes to mind - but make sure you bury the bodies standing up - that way you can pack more in.

I wanted to put my next door neighbours under theirs. Work nights and all I could hear was the mixer, the slab cutter and also their music. Had 6 weeks of them doing it.

At the moment, my neighbour. We normally get on well but he came round earlier when I was doing the washing up. Then told me I smelt, and immediately afterwards asked for a hug.

As if.

I backed away fairly rapidly and went to my room. Then he sent me a patronising text about several things, then tried to call.

I'm still too put out to talk to him so maybe need to block him for a day until I've calmed down.

Covid 19 - gather every last drop of it and bury it. Might be a bit too serious!

Nicola Sturgeon - sick of seeing her face and trying to make Covid political.

My exDH for the benefit of women everywhere and my boss to save the sanity of everyone who works for him.

Is it a really big patio? I have a long list of potential victims.

@mumwon

Heard my neighbour building the foundations for a patio. Seemed an opportune time to consider who I might use this for. Any ideas? Not too serious!

Oooh I think my neighbour is building a patio too (or maybe a retaining wall), I’d love to bury his radio in it and I’m sure I’d still be able to hear it...

Ex-boss who practically destroyed my mental health. She can be first in.

@Sunnydaysstillhere

Three. Part. Slogans.

My exh. His arse crack left out to park ds's bike in...

I'd like to bury my worries. I'm sick of them. I'd be great if I could Bury them away and not worry constantly.

Op, I think you're going to need a bigger patio.

Well after Trump, Cummings and Johnson I guess there might be space for Orban and Putin

@CigarsofthePharoahs

Op, I think you're going to need a bigger patio.

Ha ha ha!!

Putin and trump

DHs boss please 😇

& Hancock
I will tell neighbour they are nice people I am sure they will understand