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my neighbour is building a patio who would you like to bury? light hearted!

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mumwon · 24/09/2020 16:44

Heard my neighbour building the foundations for a patio. Seemed an opportune time to consider who I might use this for. Any ideas? Not too serious!

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BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 24/09/2020 19:22

I want to say something clever and preferably witty, but actually the obvious answer is the one I'm going for - Trump.

mumwon · 24/09/2020 19:51

I think trump wins in this case (nb I try never to give him a capital letter) the only time we wish he would/could et al
should have put a vote up!

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purrswhileheeats · 24/09/2020 20:41

My ex, Steve.

I'm sure 50% of the posts on the Relationships board are about Steve. Not my ex Steve but just a generic wankerish Steve Grin

goose1964 · 24/09/2020 20:43

The bitch next door.

rosegoldwatcher · 24/09/2020 20:46

Another vote for that megalomaniac/spoilt manchild Trump and his wee coloured comb-over. The world would be a better place without him.

bubblebubblebubbletrouble · 24/09/2020 20:48

Oooohhh great thread OP.
I'll nominate my SIL for being weird and changing my little bro into a stranger I barely recognise who's cut off contact with my parents.
Also exh OW - stupid tart who can't even let the children talk to him without her awful accent booming in loudly.
David Cameron - he started all this by putting a referendum in the manifesto & has escaped a lot of criticism.

Flyingarcher · 24/09/2020 21:30

The Odious Gove and Gav

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