My foof is on fire - send help

[minou123]

I was bored tonight.
I decided to tidy up the old vagayjay.
Its been growing since March and I thought it was due a bit of a spring clean.

Anyhoo, I got the old immac out, spread it on. Got a bit distracted and walked about and washed it off.
Resulting in, all of the hair is gone.

The old girl is feeling very hot, so im sat with legs akimbo, (curtains are closed - I was brought up properly)

I have E45 and vasaline, which one will help me?

If I remember rightly when I used the immac facial hair remover. It chemical burnt my skin. E45 stung like an absolute bitch. It literally felt like I had a thousand fire ants doing a dance on my skin whilst wearing acid soaked boots. Took weeks to get my skin back to normal

Thank you Lozz22

Vaseline it is.

I dont fancy thousand fire ants dancing on the vagina

Frozen peas wrapped in a towel.
Have you bathed the area in cool water?
Stick the e45 and the vaseline in the fridge before applying. Id expect vaseline to be less irritating to the skin but I would apply it over damp, not dry skin.

Ooh have you got a desk fan you can point at your bits?

Ice in a tea towel, Immac is LETHAL...

Oh god, I remember the chemical burn from that stuff. I've clock watched ever since while it's on. Never make that mistake again.

I think I wet a sanitary towel and put it in the freezer for a bit in the end to wear. Total agony.

Cold flannel, legs akimbo... ibuprofen maybe for the inflammation?

Sudocream if you’ve got any.

Maybe an aloe Vera plant juice would help, like you do for burns.

@minou123 Have a cool bath or aim a cool stream of water at it, and try and keep an ice pack or something cold on it. Make sure you've cleaned everything off it and don't use any more products! Keep some light trousers on and maybe avoid pants for friction / inflammation reasons - obviously would avoid sex or your possible partner might be having a bad time too!

Also possibly overkill but if I were you I'd be drinking quite a lot of fluids just in case anything got in your urethra (though I do absolutely anything I can to avoid bladder infections, so am possibly paranoid).

Not vaseline- will trap heat 🔥

Oh, lots of great ideas.
I will definitely put the vaseline in the fridge now.

I also have sudocream, so will try that as well.

I've taken some ibuprofen and a shot of vodka

sharpeidiem - I will follow your advice.
The crazy thing is I don't have a partner or husband. I'm also in the North East lockdown, so not allowed any gentleman friends over!
I have no idea what possessed me to think this was a good idea.

Not sure if this helps

Sudocrem is your friend!

Sorry not sure if they've come over in order or not

Don’t put any creams on a chemical burn...you’ll end up in a&e with your foof out!

@minou123 Honestly, I'd let it grow out. The 70s are back, baby!
Good luck with your burning foof though x

[quote sharpeidiem]@minou123 Honestly, I'd let it grow out. The 70s are back, baby!
Good luck with your burning foof though x[/quote]
The problem is my hair grows thick and fast, so by the time it is legal for me to have sex, he will need a miners helmet and a shovel to get through it.

.......when i say by the time it is legal for me to have sex, I mean because of lockdown.
I am of age

@minou123 Then he's gotta work for his gold!
Plus, to be totally fair I don't think after this lockdown any man would be saying no based on hair! x

I immac with no issues.

Till I did it on my arse.

I feel your pain.

I used sudicrem and Vaseline.

I'm my experience it will be ok tomorrow or thereabouts.

[quote sharpeidiem]@minou123 Then he's gotta work for his gold!
Plus, to be totally fair I don't think after this lockdown any man would be saying no based on hair! x[/quote]

Just going to leave this here for anyone who isn't aware. God bless these men for testing the limits so we don't have to

https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Removal-Creme-200ml-Packaging/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Good luck to you and your foof OP! Ice and Vaseline will be your friends tonight.

Use sudocrem. I decided the day before by due date last week to get the Veet out - big mistake! Have been using Sudocrem since and has helped massively, no pain now. Had to confess to the midwife who also said Sudocrem was the best thing and to use a fan to help cool the area. You just need a thin layer of cream, not too thick. Hope it gets better soon!

I have put sudocrem on and it's a wonderful feeling

Oh shit Beasmamma, I've put a thick layer on. My thoughts were, the more the better.
Although that thought got me in this trouble in the first place
Will go a wipe some off.

Top tip. Wear pants when you immac/veet.
Not that it's ever happened to me