What is the most unusual surname you have heard.

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I'll start.
I went to school with someone called Crumplehome.

Was in halls at uni with a girl called Miss. Crack

Shagger
Fukanaga
Hamshit
Silley (a detective inspector no less)
Gay (my friend hated her maiden name and couldn't wait to get rid of it when she married. Her brother did likewise and took his wife's surname.)

Sunshine (thought this was lovely)
China (blonde and pretty work colleague - actually went to china and received an uproarious welcome whenever anyone found out her surname)

Worm
Christmas

I know a Snowball as well ...

I've also known a

Drinkwater
Sidebottom
Rainbow

Sweet love, I think it's great.
Jellie
Pavlova

Oh and I know a Goodenough too

I keep thinking of more.

I worked with a Champagne once too.

My husband worked with a bloke called

Randy Baumgaardener

Nobb
Cock (she changed it to Cook in her teens)
Twat

DSD had a teacher called Miss Dicks

A fellow student was called Lovely - she was too!

I used to work with a male Snowball too ! Wonder if we all know the same bloke or its not that uncommon.

I used to have a job working with recent migrants to the UK. I wrestled with whether or not I should tell a lady whose surname was something like Wankadoo that her name may cause some issues living in the UK !

Tinycock

Windmill!

These are brilliant 🤣 In my head I’m reading them in a Mrs Doyle voice (trying to guess Father Todd Unctious).

@Ivgotthis

Mine..it ends in bear 🐻

Coolbear is on of the best surnames.

Christmas-Beaver

Shufflebottom
Bott
Spittle

Today I heard Hedwig!

Although I too once knew a Wanklin

A family friend called winterbottom. She used to just write winter.

I had teachers called Mr Pratt and Miss Slack.

At work I once had dealings with a Mr Smellie.

I worked with Ewan Kerr.

I knew Ewan Kerr at university...

We had all three of Shufflebottom, Sidebottom and Rawbottom in our school. Our dearly departed head did her best to pronounce the last one as Roe-boe-tom.

Worked with an "Onions" who always had to explain it was pronounced "Oh Ny ons.

Inevitably, he then would get called "Hyacinth Bucket" behind his back

Vile
Winterbottom
Smellie

Mycock, and Uren