Settle a stupid argument for me...

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Is a a smurf a gnome?

For classification purposes, the genus would be gnome, the species would be smurf.

Yabu no, smurfs are not gnomes
Yanbu, smurfs are indeed gnomes

YABU.

Gnomus smurfii azureus

YABU

Yabu. Gnot gnomes.

Hmm. But what about their hats?!?

I don’t gnow.

No, a smurf is a smurf not a gnome.

a surf is a surf is a smurf.

fucking autocorrect *smurf x2 not surf

Yabu
Everyone knows that smurffs are male fairies

A smurf is a pixie. A gnome is a small bearded man with a hat. I know smurfs wear hats but they are blue.

I hope this helps

Cabin then what is smurfette?

I think smurfs are a subset of gnomes with common lineage to the garden gnome.

YABU

Smurfette was made out of clay and magic by the smurfs enemy Gargamel to trick the smurfs, and no I wouldn’t say smurfs are gnomes totally different creatures

Definitely not gnomes - or only very very very distantly related

@Anordinarymum

A smurf is a pixie. A gnome is a small bearded man with a hat. I know smurfs wear hats but they are blue.

I hope this helps

Wait. Pixie? Small bearded man with a hat. Literally Papa Smurf? Blue lives matter!

They are mutant Wombles.

Gnomes are thought to have evolved from Gnomapithecus in the early Paleolithic.

Smurfs evolved from Boy George's blue chin circa 2008.

YABU.

How dare anyone say they are gnomes?!?!?

YABU.

Smurfs are smurfs.

Pixies are green. I was a sixer in the Pixies. I know.

I am unsure whether smurfs are gnomes. But they are most definitely NOT pixies.

I think they are gnomes, would that mean.
All Smurfs are gnomes but not all gnomes are smurfs?

A Smurf is not a pixie, what is this madness? Smurfs are Smurfs from Smurfland. Or Smurfsville. Or Smurf Vegas or something.

No, smurfs are not gnomes.

Once Googled my exh and saw a pic of him and his new gf wearing his /hers Smurf outfits. Complete with blue face make up..
He was nearly 40!!
Nearly wet myself.
Never in our near decade had he ever mentioned a fondness for Smurfs!!