Boris Johnson "dream"

[TheWayOfTheWorld]

Urghhhhhh! Just woken up at the end of a "dream" (aka nightmare) in which I was getting jiggy with Boris. Think he was also wearing white Y-fronts

Why can't I dream about someone hot, like Paul Rudd

Tell me I'm not the only one this has happened too

I feel your pain and I share your shame, BoJo and I too got hot and heavy in dream land. I woke up mortified because it was actually a rather good, ahem, dream!

Were you playing a violin?

@fiveguy

Were you playing a violin?

That made me laugh out loud!

I don't get the violin comment - what am I missing?

@WheresMyAlex

I feel your pain and I share your shame, BoJo and I too got hot and heavy in dream land. I woke up mortified because it was actually a rather good, ahem, dream!

Thank goodness it is not just me! It's preying on my mind a bit this morning (and not in a good way)

Oh lordy. I thought it was just me! It was rather a nice dream too!. Was yours 'super'?!. Paul Rudd is beautiful. Loved him since clueless.

So mortified about it that I let a typo slip into my OP - should be happened "to" not "too"

@ShitShowofalife

Oh lordy. I thought it was just me! It was rather a nice dream too!. Was yours 'super'?!. Paul Rudd is beautiful. Loved him since clueless.

Yes me too! Although I look back at pictures of him from that and he looks so young! His presence has certainly helped me watch various of the Avenger/Marvel Universe films with DH

God I had this three nights ago.

The same evening my housemate dreamt he was Matt Hancock's assistant. I think that's worse!

Contraception is a must, even in a Boris dream.

He's prolific. 😂

Are you a 28 year old violinist?

@Polnm

Are you a 28 year old violinist?

No, I'm a mid 40s lawyer so far more glamorous

Too old for BoJo then.

Nooo!!!! Not Boris!!! Rishi would be ok though

@Polnm

Too old for BoJo then.

I think that is a blessing

One of the photos of Carrie S in the Highlands looked to me on the basis of a passing glance like a twelve year old girl.. her pose etc... I looked to see which niece they’d taken on hols and was shocked to see it was Carrie!

I'd be surprised if anyone hasn't had a dream about Boris at this point.

Hahaa this thread has made me LOL.. I would gladly take Boris though over the creep I dreamt about recently - Jeffrey Epstein me & him were together together 👀

@Chocforthewin

Hahaa this thread has made me LOL.. I would gladly take Boris though over the creep I dreamt about recently - Jeffrey Epstein me & him were together together 👀

OMG you win! - I am cracking up here and DH is looking at me like

@Chocforthewin okay, you’ve certainly made me feel better about my night of passion with BoJo. Poor you!

@TheWayOfTheWorld @WheresMyAlex

Ah ladies it's bad when you would prefer a naughty dream about Boris, or dare i say it even Trump 😌 than actual Epstein. I woke up thinking wow what is that about lol 🙈🙉

Last night, I dreamt I was pregnant with Boris’s baby. Something about the moon perhaps? 😬

I wonder if what we're seeing is the "Freddy Krueger" phenomenon? That Boris now impregnates women in their dreams - and when they wake IT IS REALITY dun dun duuuuuun 😂

How do you know when there's a superinjunction?

You know because there is no mention of it in the media or UK search engines, and if anybody mentions it, it disappears.