Boris Johnson "dream"

[TheWayOfTheWorld]

Urghhhhhh! Just woken up at the end of a "dream" (aka nightmare) in which I was getting jiggy with Boris. Think he was also wearing white Y-fronts

Why can't I dream about someone hot, like Paul Rudd

Tell me I'm not the only one this has happened too

I’ve had more than one dream about Boris I don’t know why. It he’s filthy I can tell you

Are you a 28 year old violinist?

Oh goodness. My condolences. I think this is a cautionary tale to not read the news (or twitter) before bed!

I dreamt I was married to him a couple of months ago, that was quite disturbing in itself!

This is no coincidence. He’s got the best minds in MI5 working all the British ladies. It’s part of your conditioning process and how he will eventually get into your knickers.

🤮

Unless you're a 28 year old violinist called Olga he probably isn't interested.

Oh I just googled "sex with Boris" as I had a long very vivid dream last night where we were at a big party, slept together and then went on a dinner date and it was all actually very enjoyable!!! Wtf!

MrsJemimaDuck OMG! I also had the dream about being pregnant with Boris's baby. It's very weird.