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ADs deflower male cucumbers for the Greater Good. All phallic aubergines welcome .

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BogRollBOGOF · 14/08/2020 00:27

Because bitter male cucumbers don't bring joy, but phallic aubergines can raise an irreverent smile.

AD chat continues about life, the universe and everything. We know the answer is 42 but what is the question?
6x7?
How many roads must a man walk down?
How many unsadly reincarnations have PHE put into the database?

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Willow2017 · 17/08/2020 08:55

@LadyOfTheImprovisedBath

I've started feeling so guilty when I pick things up in shops to check ingredients that end up buying them anyway, then I come home with more than I need

I'm not sure if were supposed to touch things so I've shrugged and just shopped as normal so things get picked up and put back.

I still pick things up and put them back most people do. I used to get really annoyed at the start of all this when people wanted kids banned from supermarkets as "they will touch everything" used to explain I spent hours on the shop floor facing up shelves, re stacking items and removing cardboard and plastic and it was adults who picked things up and put them back, often leaning over me to do so. Kids aren't interested in the ingredients of a tin! Never saw kids doing that apart from when they were told by a parent they weren't getting something🤣 The tins and jars are touched by staff numerous times a day.
(Of course you need to fill the bath with beach and steep the shopping in it for 3 days when you get home thats just common sense!🤣🤣🤣)
Blobby10 · 17/08/2020 08:57

Re; temperature checking - my DD plays rugby for an elite team. She has to have her temp checked before being allowed to train. She went to first training session last Tuesday - you know, when it was around 34 degrees, she had been working all day in a pub restaurant then hanging around in the sun waiting to be allowed to go into the building for the temp check. She tested 'high' so spent ten minutes with a cold water bottle pressed against her forehead then tested OK so could train. Its a barking mad way to check if someone is healthy especially as they have to take their temps each morning anyway and 'confess' if its high Confused

Willow2017 · 17/08/2020 08:58

@PickAChew

Er, enjoy the rain, *@willow2017* - it's mostly passed us, now, but was biblical in the early hours. I live in a chalet bungalow and it sounded like someone pouring marbles on our bedroom roof!
Have decided sod it it's not quite as heavy now so i am going. Anything to get a change of scene😄
NannyPhlegm · 17/08/2020 09:18

[quote skeptile]The microchipping conspiracy theory originates in the quantum dot technology that MIT have developed, at Gate's request, and funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. This was a mainstream story in the science/technology press, and I can't understand why people who express concerns about it are vilified. Even before Covid, when I read about the quantum dot technology, I felt the hairs on the back of my neck rise. When you live in a country with a coercive vaccination policy, you become sensitised to the potential for a technology which has been ostensibly developed to track the vaccine status of children in the developing world been rolled out across entire populations.

Our Premier here has already said the Covid vaccine (which doesn't even exist yet), 'will be delivered to every single Victorian', the subtext being, 'whether you want it or not.'

Is it so hard to imagine that entry to public spaces could be dependent upon one's 'scan' showing vaccine compliance?

www.sciencealert.com/an-invisible-quantum-dot-tattoo-is-being-suggested-to-id-vaccinated-kids[/quote]
@skeptile I had never come across references to quantum dot technology before. You're right that the article you linked to makes incredibly uncomfortable reading.

This is incredibly worrying, not just because of the ethics of implanting data storage means in humans, but because it's going to erode trust in regular vaccination programmes.

I've realised I know very little about the Melinda and Bill Gates Foundation, apart from the conspiracy theories (which, forgive me, do sound strange on first hearing)

DominaShantotto · 17/08/2020 09:21

@pearlypidge

It was a sad day for me yesterday - I discovered that my sister is somewhat of a dementor Sad

She invited our parents over for a socially distance afternoon in their garden - and then apparently literally SCREAMED at her 11yo DS for letting Grandma in through the front door, and then screamed at mum for walking through their house to get to the garden - "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING?!"

Poor mum.

Also DSIS won't have any Covid vaccine or give it to her kids, because it's been rushed, and seemed very shocked to hear that i was looking forward to sending my DC back to school.

I don't think I can talk to her for a while, it wouldn't go well. So that's really sad Sad

My brother is completely bonkers over it. He went to see my mum and insisted on sitting in the garden the whole time, and when my mum was showing her things around the garden he kept telling her to step back and stay 2m away. Then when my mum went to get her hair roots done like the rest of the known universe - he sent her loads of texts saying "you'll only know in 14 days if your corona cut was really worth it and if you haven't caught anything".

When she told him my kids were coming up to stay - his comments were along the lines of "I hope they'll be wearing masks and socially distancing and that Domina's kept them isolated before coming here"

But he's a moron anyway - has jumped on this as an excuse to avoid having to go out to work - he will do anything possible to work exactly to the nano-second of his contracted time and not do anything at all extra at the best of times so this has been a gift to a pisstaker like he is.

We rarely speak.

DominaShantotto · 17/08/2020 09:25

New computer chair and footrest coming tomorrow as my posture is now completely fucked working at home so much. My back is killing me, my knee muscles are sore and my sciatica is back - I'm always in muscular pain as my pelvis is wrecked from DD1's mis-handled birth (the reason behind my mask issues) but this is rougher than normal. Course me with a comfy spinny chair will last about 20 seconds before it's occupied with DD2 grinning and spinning on it - she's like a cat in that the second you get up off a spinny chair she's on it!

This exams fiasco is not going away though - it's got MN stoked up and anti the government who could do nothing wrong when they were just locking us up more and more and more.

skeptile · 17/08/2020 09:27

I posted another article at 08.51, about a new digital identity platform currently being rolled out in West Africa. Gates backed. This stuff IS crazy, but it's discussed on the company's websites, all linked in the article I posted.

The mainstream won't touch these stories. It's all hiding in plain sight. Until it isn't.

LadyOfTheImprovisedBath · 17/08/2020 09:28

I was surpised to find Melinda and Bill Gates Foundation were such huge contributers to the WHO.

From www.who.int/about/planning-finance-and-accountability/how-who-is-funded

Though I've also seen charts that for some years put them ahead of the UK for funding and just behind theUSA- they also do a lot of medical research funding in areas like malaria. I think the USA has now withdrawn funding fro WHO so they'd be top two contributers with UK.

ADs deflower male cucumbers for the Greater Good. All phallic aubergines welcome .
skeptile · 17/08/2020 10:05

Lady, The foundation also funded Neil Ferguson's research at Imperial.

gtr.ukri.org/projects?ref=MR%2FR015600%2F1

They've also given significant sums to The Guardian, and the BBC World Service. I only know about the Guardian, because they wrote a frankly deranged article about 'anti-vaxxers' (people expressing concern about Covid 'warp speed' vaccine safety) being in fact Russian trolls. The article was so obviously propaganda that I actually checked to see if Gates was a donor.

DH thought I was nuts.

In fact, I was correct.

www.theguardian.com/info/2018/oct/02/philanthropic-partnerships-at-the-guardian

Of course, it could all be coincidence, and my post just an example of the very human tendency to look for organising principles in the midst of chaos.

But the man certainly is ubiquitous.

NannyPhlegm · 17/08/2020 10:12

@skeptile I am now very very freaked out

skeptile · 17/08/2020 10:35

I'm sorry, I never know whether to share this stuff or stay silent. But I'm always disturbed when people dismiss criticism of Gates as 'conspiracy.'

110APiccadilly · 17/08/2020 10:39

I'm sure I've said before that while I'm not an anti-vaxxer, I have concerns about any vaccine that's available as quickly as this one (apparently) will be, and would rather not take it for a few years at least. I don't think that makes me a conspiracy nut/ Russian troll.

I do have some friends who think it's going to be the literal Mark of the Beast though. I am... rather less than convinced!

skeptile · 17/08/2020 10:42

Just read his blogs - he appears to be at best a megalomaniac.

SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito · 17/08/2020 10:49

MY TOMATOES ARE REDDENING, PEOPLE!! Grin

ADs deflower male cucumbers for the Greater Good. All phallic aubergines welcome .
ADs deflower male cucumbers for the Greater Good. All phallic aubergines welcome .
LadyOfTheImprovisedBath · 17/08/2020 10:54

Lady, The foundation also funded Neil Ferguson's research at Imperial.

Didn't mean the UK government had to listen to the guy in fact a range of different modlers and different disciplines should have been listen to and that's on the UK government.

It also dosen't mean any reasearch they fund is worthless. Pharmaceutical companies tend to focus on western diseases as they have the money to pay to recoup devlopement costs so common diseases in other locations aren'tas well funded - so foundations like theirs are super important.

Do they get everything right - clearly not.

You're not the only one who can see the potential ethical problems to those chips though I can see in benefit in locations with poor record keeping and suspect blinkered thinking behind their reasearch and devlopment.

They have a lot of money they are choosing to spend on the world's health.

They've sunk a lot into covid -19 vaccines - think they are part funding 6 - and publicly stated they know they'll make a huge loss and may not get one at all. That's going to make them biased on the subject becuase they know the work that's going and and a lot more about their vaccine development proccesses and hurdles they need to get past regulatory authorities - but everyone has biases.

I also think there are supply issues with mass country/state covid -19 vaccinations - there won't be enough to start with and they'll have to prioritize. Only disease we have ever got rid off small pox we had to do targetted vaccination rather then entire world vaccinatons.

I'm pro vaccines but not so sure I want a covid-19 one despite having asthma as I'm not convinced the risk/benefit ratio is in my favor - though I do think it would be for older realtives - as age is the biggest risk factor for death. I am suprised number of people who seemingly can't grasp that basic thought process.

I do agree there are press issues - in many areas what's choosen to be reported and investigated does seem to be influenced by unseen power and money.

LadyOfTheImprovisedBath · 17/08/2020 10:57

SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito - that's great.

If they do stall in ripening you can take the ones off that are starting to ripen and use window sills or bannas and bags to finish them and it can help the remaining ones start to ripen.

SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito · 17/08/2020 10:59

Ooh thanks Lady, will do.

Blobby10 · 17/08/2020 11:06

@DominaShantotto i had an awful birth with my eldest but was lucky enough to be recommended a McTimoney chiropractor by a friend. I know 'proper' chiropractor's think they are cowboys but for me and my family this lady has been a godsend. The McTimoney method involves gentle manipulation of the joints, first lining up the pelvis correctly (mine had twisted, tilted and rotated during pregnancy/birth which is quite unusual but baby was 10lbs 7oz) which will then help all the other ligaments, tendons and joints work properly,

They do have a formal Association who should be able to put you in touch with your nearest. I see mine annually for a check up, my rugby playing daughter sees her twice a year and the two boys see her annually. Its honestly the best £50 I spend in a year.

Blobby10 · 17/08/2020 11:08

SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito WOW!!! Look at all those tomatoes!!! I do think that tomatoes straight off the vine are the best taste!

SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito · 17/08/2020 11:27

I'm feeling very proud 😊 They were given to me and planted quite late and I couldn't get a tomato grow bag for love nor money so I squished the three plants into a random trough that's really too small. Also I forgot to water them a few times. My south facing front wall seems to have done the trick though!

Sad to report though that so far no tomatoes look like willies. Or bums. #disappointment.

WouldBeGood · 17/08/2020 11:31

I’m jealous of fresh grown tomatoes, nothing tastes as good.

WouldBeGood · 17/08/2020 11:34

But I can help, with a picture of a bum tomato I took last year

ADs deflower male cucumbers for the Greater Good. All phallic aubergines welcome .
Welcometothelifeboatparty · 17/08/2020 11:51

I'm going out to review my home grown veg to see if we have any bum tomatoes, or cock cucumbers [jealous]

Welcometothelifeboatparty · 17/08/2020 11:52

PS I love the fact you were immature enough to photograph the tomato. And keep the pic long term Grin

Welcometothelifeboatparty · 17/08/2020 12:06

Nope, no rude fruit here Sad