Things you wish you'd never Googled

[ActorAttractor]

Trypophobia
Hypodontia

Utter nightmare fodder

Desmoid cysts
Hydatidiform mole

@Pepperwand
This made me laugh out loud
I learned of this recently. My kids now say it randomly, we had 2 pigeons sitting on the lawn yesterday - lots of comments form everyone! And as we’re not in UK were spreading this, as I’ve told our friends too :)

Lemon party

Getting my tumours and cysts mixed up!
I meant dermoid cyst.

Poor hyenas!

Onychogryphosis is going to give me nightmares!

Trytoohobia - someone had a thread about this, and it linked to a photo of a foot doctored to look like it has lots of tiny holes. I am by no means a wuss about these things, but it was months ago and this image is still in my head and makes me want to vomit. Lots of people comparing it to crumpets and fine with it, but I am properly scarred !!

Grandfather clock, but I made a small but significant typo with clock.

I can now never unsee those images!

Lexington Steele

@StressedD Intrigued but I'm not going there.

@userxx Trust me, you don't want to go there. I wish I hadn't.

There must be done thing wrong with me I've googled most of these and feel nothing😕

Human hair in bread, I didn’t believe my DD when she told me. Gross

@KoalaKube wait, what?! DH found a hair in his toast yesterday..... I’m off to Google....

Rosebudding. Horrendous. Turned my stomach.

@KoalaKube

Human hair in bread, I didn’t believe my DD when she told me. Gross

More commonly feathers from ducks and chickens. Just buy bread that's labelled vegetarian and you're set.

Gerbilling. I got told about this last year and could not believe this is a thing! Sometimes I am very glad to have led a sheltered life.

Rosebudding. Horrendous. Turned my stomach

I stumbled - unwittingly - on photos of this on Twitter a few years ago. It sounds like such a demure, pretty thing. It really, really is not.

Ok I just googled rosebudding, dare I ask what you were originally looking for to stumble across that? 😂

Ok I just googled rosebudding, dare I ask what you were originally looking for to stumble across that?

It was in a load of replies to a tweet from Nigel Farage. The man is a grade A wally obvs but I'm not sure even he deserved that he probably did let's face it

@theconstantinoplegardener

Dragon butter.

I haven't actually googled it myself but it's always mentioned on these sorts of threads with dire warnings that it's the sort of thing that gets seared onto your eyelids if you look it up. I always imagine it to be a brand of dairy spread from Wales, but it seems there's more to it than that.

It is a type of creamy spread from Wales, which is why I was so confused at first. Then I looked up the Urban Dictionary definition and oh my, I'm very sheltered

Purple waffle is a blue waffle whilst on your period. I've stopped googling these anti-suggestions now lol

Looking up your own name in urban dictionary is always weird.
Search "dirty name"
Like: dirty jenny

Blue waffle

Human centipede

Porsche Girl (Nikki Catsouras)

@Ghostlyglow Wtf!!! That is one thing in life I didn't need to know.