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Things you wish you'd never Googled

178 replies

ActorAttractor · 20/07/2020 22:59

Trypophobia
Hypodontia

Utter nightmare fodder

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humanz · 20/07/2020 23:36

I have hypodontia Sad

WhentheDealGoesDown · 20/07/2020 23:36

@DaphneFanshaw

Terry Wogan’s cock!!! Bless him and his little proud smile and his...aherm...bulge.
And Darius’s cock Grin
PicsInRed · 20/07/2020 23:40

Oh god, that thing with the fear of holes.

Aaaarghhhhhh. And that was the end of pikelets.

BloodSweatAndBeers · 20/07/2020 23:44

Googling Trypophobia actually gave me Trypophobia.
I learnt my lesson and although curiosity sometimes gets the better of me I'm not going there again.
But I do love MN for the posters that say please tell me what it is so I don't have to google it are met with radio silence - you horrible bunch Grin

weehoo · 20/07/2020 23:47

Fer-de-lance bite

Nearly stood on one in the jungle once - they're proper nasty

FlamedToACrisp · 20/07/2020 23:53

Wish. Someone on MN mentioned one of their more deranged products, all I did was check it out and I was followed by their ads for ages - very disturbing!

FlamedToACrisp · 20/07/2020 23:55

And 'Tree Man Syndrome' - ewwwwww.

Margotshypotheticaldog · 21/07/2020 00:00

Wow, I just googled trypophobia, and I think I have the opposite! (Tryphophelia? Is that a thing?) All those tiny hooooooles 😍

NellieandRufus · 21/07/2020 00:12

I just googled dragon butter. Turns out there is indeed a brand of welsh butter called dragon.

Bit different to what the urban dictionary tells you it is though!

Giganticshark · 21/07/2020 00:21

Not hypodontia. I think you mean HYPERdontia

Giganticshark · 21/07/2020 00:24

Thalassophobia - it's not disgusting. I have been discussing it with many people recently and it appears EVERYONE has this phobia.
I only recently discovered its proper name

trigger warning, it's water related

Giganticshark · 21/07/2020 00:26

Fer de lance bite is fucking awful

Lucindainthesky · 21/07/2020 00:32

I googled hypodontia and didn't see what the fuss was.

Then I made the mistake of googling hyperdontia

AARGH

Wildlingyoumakemyheartsing · 21/07/2020 00:42

Agree with blue waffle.
What's with the tiny holes? Just weird!
Anything involving 2 girls 1 cup etc was the go to google at school...

locked2020 · 21/07/2020 00:43

@elQuintoConyo

Munting. And yes, sootikins - sound so cute like Sooty. So very, very not cute Envy vomit.
I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread! I've just googled munting...wtf?!!!
AdaColeman · 21/07/2020 00:48

Let’s just say that you wouldn’t want dragon butter on your crumpets!

NCuserfromtheblacklagoon · 21/07/2020 00:52

That ‘one man one jar’ video. I wanted to run away screaming but couldn’t stop watching.

titnomatani · 21/07/2020 00:58

Toddler skull X-ray- I can't believe I listened to DH when he asked me to look it up.

Have just googled dragon butter 🤢🤢

ByGrabtharsHammerWhatASavings · 21/07/2020 00:59

Slender man
Close up pictures of bed bugs
#girlslikeus

titnomatani · 21/07/2020 01:23

Hyperdontia- what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?! Checking out from this thread now- I can't afford to feed my curiosity with any of the other things Pps have mentioned.

NoShitHemlock · 21/07/2020 01:31

I wish I hadn't googled sootikins Envy

Rebeccasmoonnecklace · 21/07/2020 03:25

@humanz I have hypodontia too Smile

Rebeccasmoonnecklace · 21/07/2020 03:37

Around 15 years ago, when I was less internet savvy, I accidentally clicked on a link that took me to a website which I think was called Celebrity Morgue. I have an aversion to dead bodies, saw one image of Marilyn Monroe and it’s scarred me for life. I told my friend who found the website fascinating HmmConfused

WildIrishRose1 · 21/07/2020 04:28

Aaarghhh! I am torn between whether to google or not!! Damn it!!!

WildIrishRose1 · 21/07/2020 04:31

I started with the (as I saw it) easy ones, hypo and hyperdontia. Meh. Still trying to decide whether I destroy my google history with some of the others....

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