Dh has been using the dog shampoo

[Jinglebellissimo]

I’m always having a bit of a war with dh about not using my “nice” shampoos. I buy the huge hairdresser bottles of L’Oréal which are pretty pricey and specific to my hair type.
Over lockdown I’ve reverted to more whatever is on offer at the supermarket.

Anyhow was in the shower earlier and picked up the dog shampoo bottle to move it out of the way - it’s half empty! Dog hasn’t been bathed for a very long while - so dh has been slathering himself one coconut dog shampoo (no doubt assuming it was my “posh stuff”.

I feel rather pleased about this

Maybe he's hoping it will help him lick his balls!

I'm sorry for being a party pooper, but it's all just soap.
I honestly can't get the hilarity about this.

Aww Elizabeth do you need a hug?

Not really! But thanks anyway.

At least he wont smell of fox poo now

But I thought men ruled the world, clearly not some of these men

Giggles - very funny . As a child my Mother said , when cross with my Dad , she made him a shepherds pie with pedigree chum . Apparently he liked it .

When I was in denial about my myopia I walked into a dog grooming salon and tried to book an appointment for me.

@Finfintytint during lockdown I took the dog to the groomers was so tempted to ask if they could do something for me too.

@Soubriquet

Almost as bad as the dh who used dettol wipes on his face...and then wondered why his face was starting to get sore

My dad once wiped his arse with Flash wipes my mum left on the cistern - he thought they were baby wipes 😂

DD when staying at our friends last year ' I don't like the new toothpaste in your wash bag! '. It was savlon.

I have used dog shampoo when we were moving house and I found DP had taken the bathroom box before I'd showered and there was only the dog shampoo left in the house. It was fine and I had a lovely shiny coat.

I also use Mane and Tail to keep my hair sleek on occasion.

All these toothpaste mix ups are making me laugh.

My ds confessed he used a flash wipe on his bum.

When I took my Persian to the groomers, I also almost asked if she could dim my hair as well. Can't believe my cat could have her hair done before I could. Though hers costs more than mine does!

This thread is the funniest I've ever read on mumsnet. The flash wipes omg I think I just peed

@BeeFarseer

My contribution.

DH: I don't like the new toothpaste, was it a free sample?

Me: What new toothpaste? Show me.

It was a tube of Vagisil I left on the sink and forgot to put away.

Oh. My. God! What a twit!! I bet he'll read labels more carefully in future!! 🤣🤣

Thanks for this thread OP. It's lightened a rather difficult few days! 🌹

Love this thread. Have you told him yet?

@Jinglebellissimo mumsnet is suggestions some dinner for your dh

*suggesting

But I thought men ruled the world, clearly not some of these men grin

Yes but they need someone to clear up after them and read labels apparently. Otherwise they would be really tired out!!

Haven't Trey but read on here once about horse shampoo which I bought and is fab! Why not the dog stuff? And love the puns!!!!!!

Am I the only one who can't Cesar humour in this?

This man is meant to be your Chum, your Pal, and you're just laughing?

Well, you won't Winalot of respect from me.

Poor Chappie.

Fat balls was my introduction to mumsnet - never looked back!
If you haven't read it, you MUST.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2017083-He-has-eaten-a-fat-ball

Now you know why he was coming downstairs and shaking himself dry everyday!

🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious. OP you're dog is adorable btw
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