Phrases you've adopted from MN

[FancyPants20]

I mutter "Fuck you, you spud cunt" to myself when I'm at the end of my tether these days, even if I'm not addressing a wayward potato. It's really quite cathartic.

Anyone else have phrases they've adopted wholesale from here?

We use spunktrumpet and wankbadger as terms of endearment

I grumble to myself about DH being a stirry fucker when he starts messing with my cooking! Haven’t heard it on here in a while though.

“did you mean to be so rude?”

Naice ham

Spoonyfucker

Twatbadger

Fuck off to the far side of fuck, etc

Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and then when you get there fuck off some more.

Wankbadger. I used that several time’s today.

No is a complete sentence.

Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and then when you get there fuck off some more. I think that one was introduced by WickedWWitch, courtesy of The Thick Of It.

NO is a complete sentence. No idea where that came from.

TM Mars....... Suck it up, build a bridge, and get over it.

Cheeky fucker

Both my DH and I say "Makes my piss boil" after reading it on here.

"Woof to you lady!" Muttered under my breath only though.

"SIOB!" I know it's used elsewhere but I first saw it here and it made me . I use that a lot.

Catsbum face is a favourite here.

Invested

Cheeky Fucker

Entitled

I used "leave the bastard" when friends tell me about even the most slight annoyances of their partner, such as:
"James didn't buy the right ice ram"
"Leave the bastard"

I enjoy it immensely

Cocklodger

Fannygallops

Cocklodger

No is a complete sentence.

Penis beaker - actually used this today.

Cockwomble.

Dodged a bullet.

Cockwomble
Cocklodger
No is complete sentence
Wendying/ wendied
Cheeky Fucker

And sooooo many more but those are my faves.

Are you on glue
No is a complete sentence
Cockwomble
Entitled
Gaslight

‘No is a complete sentence.”

I wish I’d adopted it years ago. Works wonders.

Big girl pants

Naice ham

Cheeky fucker

There are probably others but those were the ones which sprung to mind

BABAGOY (Build A Bridge And Get Over Yourself)

Off you pop , Cunty Chops ( not said out very loud)

Well, I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

Off you fuck.

Oh do fuck off dear, there’s a love 😁