Phrases you've adopted from MN

[FancyPants20]

I mutter "Fuck you, you spud cunt" to myself when I'm at the end of my tether these days, even if I'm not addressing a wayward potato. It's really quite cathartic.

Anyone else have phrases they've adopted wholesale from here?

It's an invitation not a summons.

It says best before not poisonous after.

No is a complete sentence

Are you on glue

I've been wracking my brains for a bloody brilliant put-down description of a hot tub seen on here. Can anyone remind me what it was?

@SaigonSaigon

Sex Pond

@SaigonSaigon

Sex Pond

Yes sex pond! Thanks both. Gonna throw that into conversation with my sister who is obsessed with getting one ... 🤣

Cocklodger
Wankbadger

All the polite ones

'bat shit' and 'flying monkeys'

Great descriptive phrases!

Oh do fuck off dear
Cheeky fucker
Cuntbadger
Cock Womble
Gas lighting
Grey rock

All in all a positive contribution to my already questionable vocabulary

" Eh ?"

Another good one!

Oh I forgot cocklodger!

What do you get from this relationship?

Does he have a solid gold cock?

It's become a thing in our house when we leave the washing on the line overnight that we say, "oh it's been darked on"

Leave the bastard. Use it everytime a friend complains about any minor partner related inconvenience

Dementors

Manchild

More specifically it was a chavvy sex pond. @SaigonSaigon I remember it well because of the inherent classism and subsequent discussion thereof.

Get A Grip

Not My Circus , Not My Monkeys

DD casts a curled lip look at the neighbours who leave their washing out to get Darked On

It says best before not poisonous after I love this one , my DS is fanatical about use by dates/ best before dates . Often to extreme .

Cheeky Fucker
Naice Ham or other foodstuff
Mansplaining
Penis Beaker
Spoony Fucker
Off you fuck, Cunty Chops.

There's more, I'm sure...worryingly DH uses quite a few now too

The hills are that way --->

Cocklodger

CF

Things like DP and DH, then I realise other people might not know what they stand for

Oh God, I forgot about Darked on and Spider willies!

Can someone explain "Chavvy Sex Pond" - it sounds worthy of a larger audience

Oh lots of phrases annoy me - the ick, Naice Ham, big girl pants etc.

But LTB is good and so is cocklodger.

I also like Dementors, but don't see any in RL - they're all on here I think.