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ADs getting ready

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CruCru · 02/07/2020 19:42

Sorry it’s a bit of a lame title.

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Thisdressneedspockets · 03/07/2020 14:15

[quote Allflightscancelled]@Thisdressneedspockets

I read somewhere that they'd rushed the legislation through but I don't know if that's the case. I imagine it was on the BBC website that I saw it, but I'm not taking what they say as gospel anymore[/quote]
This guy, a barrister has done an epic job of explaining the various bits of legislation and has been keeping his eye out for it appearing.
We also don't know what's actually going to be legal tomorrow for the rest of England as opposed to what we've been told we can do.

ADs getting ready
Allflightscancelled · 03/07/2020 14:16

Which guy, thisdress?

Allflightscancelled · 03/07/2020 14:16

Ah sorry it's appeared now Grin

Allflightscancelled · 03/07/2020 14:17

oooh interesting! Would it be wrong of us to head over to Leicester and try to incite mass disobedience, then?

Because it's not too far from me and I fancy making a point but I'm too chicken

Thisdressneedspockets · 03/07/2020 14:18

His podcasts with David Allen green is very refreshing in its common sense about the whole thing.

justasking111 · 03/07/2020 14:18

Love this

An Englishman, Welshman and Scotsman were comparing lockdowns. The Scot and welsh men said they couldn’t travel further than 5 miles from their home. The Englishman said he could travel as far as he liked. The Scotsman asked the Englishman if he was worried about catching anything so far from home. The Englishman replied “no, all the best fishing is in your two bloody countries”.

PickAChew · 03/07/2020 14:23

@iamapixie I'm not a rule breaker type, either, apart from Ds2 getting 2 walks, some days, before the clarification that of course, that was fine for kids with SN. If we lived close enough to family, our SW would have been totally on board with meeting them before bubbles even became a thing, too.

I absolutely do scratch my head at some of the bizarre guidance like marrying couples washing hands before exchanging rings, though and object strongly to the Dementors who keep trying to impose their own, much stricter rules, on everyone else.

HairyFloppins · 03/07/2020 14:23

Just seen this shared on FB from a Dementor with a harrowing pic.

Imagine you were born in 1900.

When you're 14, World War I begins and ends when you're 18 with 22 million dead.

Soon after a global pandemic, the Spanish Flu, appears, killing 50 million people. And you're alive and 20 years old.

When you're 29 you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.

When you're 33 years old the nazis come to power.

When you're 39, World War II begins and ends when you're 45 years old with a 60 million dead. In the Holocaust 6 million Jews die.

When you're 52, the Korean War begins.
When you're 64, the Vietnam War begins and ends when you're 75.

A child born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is, but they have survived several wars and catastrophes.

Today we have all the comforts in a new world, amid a new pandemic. But we complain because we need to wear masks. We complain because we must stay confined to our homes where we have food, electricity, running water, wifi, even Netflix! None of that existed back in the day. But humanity survived those circumstances and never lost their joy of living.

A small change in our perspective can generate miracles. We should be thankful that we are alive. We should do everything we need to do to protect and help each other.

This message should reach everyone. Please help me spread it.

Allflightscancelled · 03/07/2020 14:26

Oh what sanctimonious twattery, HairyFloppins

Cattermole · 03/07/2020 14:28

Ha, I know that feeling @Orangeblossom78 - she had carers but asked them not to come any more.

The main thing for me is the reasonable test: if she was poorly with a cold, not alcohol, would I still refuse to do the things? - that it's not, if you like, me making a moral judgement about the drinking.
She wants to have herself hospitalised - dragging this back on topic Grin - she thinks Covid is a government conspiracy and she doesn't think it exists....

Bollss · 03/07/2020 14:28

They're not making me redundant. Sad

No money for me. I've handed in my notice!

Drivingdownthe101 · 03/07/2020 14:30

I think whatever my mum was ill with I’d refuse to help her with a poo stuck in her bum, @Cattermole!

Cattermole · 03/07/2020 14:31

Aw, bollox, GeneGenie! How do you feel about that?

HeadSpin5 · 03/07/2020 14:31

@HairyFloppins that’s pretty special 😂😂😂

Orangeblossom78 · 03/07/2020 14:31

They just want you to do it Cattermole don't they. Mine is far away which in a way makes it easier but it must be hard close by in a way.

Orangeblossom78 · 03/07/2020 14:33

Some daft thing in my Nextdoor causing fuss-

A guy is asking

Do you support LGBTQ+. would you agree with converting the current yellow road markings to rainbow markings throughout bath in support of the movement.

Yes

No I don't support the LGBTQ+ movement

Confused
justasking111 · 03/07/2020 14:33

It is a shame our grandparents wished to spare us the harrowing memories they had, I only have nuggets of what they went through. One grandpa sailed from Conwy to Dunkirk in a small boat, one of many from this little town, they picked up soldiers. He never said how bad it might have been. Another paternal grandpa dug people out of the blitz in London some alive some dead, granny a nurse helped to patch up the living while her children were in Cheshire having been evacuated.

I think of them when I see dementors frothing about 2 metres, masks. My grandpas lungs were wrecked by his work digging in the blitz, he never complained. Typhoid was rife, he never wavered. Other grandpa never told of the 850 private boats lost during the Dunkirk rescue.

trappedsincesundaymorn · 03/07/2020 14:35

HairyFloppins

"Surely if a child is born in 1985 then someone born in 1900 would more than likely be the great grandparents. so yah boo and sucks to that shitty rubbish", would be my reply, along with "Dniece was born in 1986 and none of her grandparents were old enough to leave primary school let alone go to war, so there!"

Grin
justasking111 · 03/07/2020 14:36

Both grandpas would have told the government to do one re: some of the twattery they have come out with Grin

Mascotte · 03/07/2020 14:36

@Cattermole I have some experience of this sort of thing with family members and am only juts now able to step back and leave them to it at the age of 50 and after some really good therapy. It's so hard. I am able to justify my boundaries to myself to because I don't want my child to grow up like I did.

@AnxiousElephant77 don't go, what's up?

@TrustTheGeneGenie that's pants. Least you have a new job if not a stash of cash.

IAintentDead · 03/07/2020 14:37

@HairyFloppins

Just seen this shared on FB from a Dementor with a harrowing pic.

Imagine you were born in 1900.

When you're 14, World War I begins and ends when you're 18 with 22 million dead.

Soon after a global pandemic, the Spanish Flu, appears, killing 50 million people. And you're alive and 20 years old.

When you're 29 you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.

When you're 33 years old the nazis come to power.

When you're 39, World War II begins and ends when you're 45 years old with a 60 million dead. In the Holocaust 6 million Jews die.

When you're 52, the Korean War begins.
When you're 64, the Vietnam War begins and ends when you're 75.

A child born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is, but they have survived several wars and catastrophes.

Today we have all the comforts in a new world, amid a new pandemic. But we complain because we need to wear masks. We complain because we must stay confined to our homes where we have food, electricity, running water, wifi, even Netflix! None of that existed back in the day. But humanity survived those circumstances and never lost their joy of living.

A small change in our perspective can generate miracles. We should be thankful that we are alive. We should do everything we need to do to protect and help each other.

This message should reach everyone. Please help me spread it.

And if he was alive now (and not 120) he'd have said. 'Lockdown - for a poxy virus - you must be fucking joking - I'm going for my paper'.
DrearyWallAntler · 03/07/2020 14:39

@orangeblossom78

Even if he wanted to you can't. The colours of road markings are prescribed in law. (TSRGD 2016 to be precise)

They aren't just in colour for shits and giggles.

Spudlet · 03/07/2020 14:39

@HairyFloppins Who writes this drivel!? And then doubtless sits back, with a satisfied little nod, going ‘That told ‘em’... Hmm

Allflightscancelled · 03/07/2020 14:42

Ah, sorry GeneGenie that sucks. But at least you have an new job you're excited about, and that's worth a lot. Think of all the discounts you'll get with your blue light card (or whatever it's called)

CruCru · 03/07/2020 14:46

The problem with the sort of posts that HairyFloppins just posted (obviously I know you didn't write it) is that they assume that no one ever complained or was unhappy during wars and catastrophes. My grandma said that the Second World War was a complete pile of shit nearly all the time - random people would go around shouting at people for not following their random, made-up rules, they couldn't get anything in the shops, that had to get rid of their dog (I don't know how, just that dog food wasn't available on the ration) - but afterwards everyone else seemed to just go on about how marvellous it all was.

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