What do we know about unicorns?

[Mysterian]

I'm sure I remember hearing about then being able to teleport, and I've heard about them granting wishes. Can we use this thread to collate all the unicorn facts please. This might be vital information one day.

1. They are quite vain. The pair with the Ark tickets spent so long looking at their reflections in the water that they missed the boat with Noah.

I would have guessed bicorn, or duocorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicorn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicornandd_Chichevache

DO THRY HAVE SEX WITH RHINO'S??

@SleepingStandingUp I reckon they'd do a rhino but I'm sure you could find a few more rough and ready unicorn lads... example

Unicorns are real somewhere - maybe a parallel universe or something?

Pretty sure they're located in the Bermuda triangle

[quote unstableunicorn]@SleepingStandingUp I reckon they'd do a rhino but I'm sure you could find a few more rough and ready unicorn lads... example [/quote]
Yeah he's still a pretty boy. He's hardly the Phil Mitchel of the Unicornverse

Fair point, think rhino sex is a definite possibility

@littlebear there’s a horn in Stirling Castle didn’t know that.
What I do know is that there’s one currently standing at the end of my bed

Oof, 5 year old kid I'm currently caring for just peered over my shoulder and went 'rhino sex? Enough mumsnet for you I think ' before adding that as a part unicorn he'd definitely shag a rhino

*15, not 5

jupiterobgyn.com/the-unicorn-uterus/

@SierraHotel

And they poop glitter.

Meh, that's nothing, My friend's guinea pig chewed up a little wool hat she made him made of rainbow wool (she loved makign clothes for her piggies) and he actually started pooping rainbow poops.

[quote unstableunicorn]@SleepingStandingUp I reckon they'd do a rhino but I'm sure you could find a few more rough and ready unicorn lads... example [/quote]
Hang on, though, aren;t rhinos jsut straight, male unicorns?

@unstableunicorn

*15, not 5

Thank god for that

@unstableunicorn

Oof, 5 year old kid I'm currently caring for just peered over my shoulder and went 'rhino sex? Enough mumsnet for you I think ' before adding that as a part unicorn he'd definitely shag a rhino

Then what are girl rhino's?

Eckhart and Errol aaah latin, that explains it....