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Would you live on a planet..

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SleepingStandingUp · 26/06/2020 18:17

Encased within a Peldon bubble to give gravity and breathable air if it meant no moons or real stars, and weird weather??

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SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 12:39

So do we get a planetary flag and an anthem?. Yes, the flag is red, green and blue aka the 5 yos obsession. And the anthem is a reworking of the pj mask theme tune mixed in with the Powerpuff girls tune.

Are barbeques allowed? yes

When I look up at this 'peldon bubble' sky, will I actually see Ed Harris? the bubble will be quite high up so you won't see much of it but it will basically show what's outside. There will need to be an artificial sun and I want to be able to see the planets multi moons as they orbit.

Will we get a new bible? Bible suggests God and DH doesn't need the ego trip. But rules for living under the one PM Jacinda Ardern

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SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 12:41

@BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz

Can it have a core that is made of sensible useable space? Storage/ transport tubes etc rather than pointless magma.
As previously mentioned, we're using an existing planet. DH said its not the Death Star!
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AlCalavicci · 28/06/2020 12:41

@BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz
or at least access to the magma so we can toast marshmallows , and cook bonfire jacket spuds Grin

weepingwillow22 · 28/06/2020 12:43

I would prefer the floating city option
www.bbc.com/news/world-47827136

SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 12:45

[quote weepingwillow22]I would prefer the floating city option
www.bbc.com/news/world-47827136[/quote]
Quite frankly you're just asking for a pirate invasion and sea monsters

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Ishihtzuknot · 28/06/2020 13:27

Can I request a 18-35 holiday then please maybe just a portion of the planet for that use only and a worm hole to get us there and back
A new species of men would be nice too if you don’t mind

SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 13:42

@Ishihtzuknot

Can I request a 18-35 holiday then please maybe just a portion of the planet for that use only and a worm hole to get us there and back A new species of men would be nice too if you don’t mind
So 18-35 Westworld without the violence and hot men. I'm thinking Chris Hemsworth and Jason Mamoa but you can order in your preferred type to hang out at your favourite night spot
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Ishihtzuknot · 28/06/2020 13:56

Perfect I already like the sound of this place

DancingWithWillard · 28/06/2020 14:49

Will this planet have seas/lakes? If they do can I request pretty fish only please and nothing scary lurking under the water so I’m not scared to swim in it?

SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 15:27

@DancingWithWillard

Will this planet have seas/lakes? If they do can I request pretty fish only please and nothing scary lurking under the water so I’m not scared to swim in it?
Yes, I wouldn't move unless it had.

We have to balance the ecosystem so some scary things might be necessary to eat other things that eat other things. However we can have some safe areas too

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EmperorCovidula · 28/06/2020 15:33

Ooooh, a moon conversion, how fancy! That’s definitely a step up from a barn conversion!

Isthisfinallyit · 28/06/2020 15:38

Because the earth would be under water with 3 decades and this is quicker than terrafirming the planet

Wait, what? The world is ending again??? I can't keep up anymore. It was going to end when the sirians came, nuked during the cold war, year2k when computers stopped, maya calender ending in 2012, this year maya calender ending again if calculated differently and now in 30 years when we drown? So now I need to build an ark, right? As well as prey to god and maya god and fill the walls with lead. It's getting a bit much.

SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 18:37

@Isthisfinallyit

Because the earth would be under water with 3 decades and this is quicker than terrafirming the planet

Wait, what? The world is ending again??? I can't keep up anymore. It was going to end when the sirians came, nuked during the cold war, year2k when computers stopped, maya calender ending in 2012, this year maya calender ending again if calculated differently and now in 30 years when we drown? So now I need to build an ark, right? As well as prey to god and maya god and fill the walls with lead. It's getting a bit much.

Don't be dramatic. It isn't ending. It's going to be underwater You can come join my space colony, you can become a sea dweller like some other pps, or you can float about in your ark avoiding pirates and sea monsters.
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AlCalavicci · 28/06/2020 20:13

umm will we have to work or are androids going to do everything ?

ErrolTheDragon · 28/06/2020 23:28

So now I need to build an ark, right?

The ideal way to prep for this is to watch Waterworld... part way through you'll be begging to join the space colony just to get out of the rest of the film.

SleepingStandingUp · 28/06/2020 23:55

@AlCalavicci

umm will we have to work or are androids going to do everything ?
Work, it's good for the soul but we can hire androids to do messy dirty yucky stuff
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FizzyGreenWater · 29/06/2020 00:11

Not flat, it would be an actual planet or moon converted for use..

A conversion always works out more expensive and too much of a compromise - a new build planet is probably better

Ishihtzuknot · 29/06/2020 00:14

Will you have a list of banned humans who have to stay behind or is everyone welcome?
The last thing we need is the illuminati following us. Or the aliens in Area 51. Or the royal family.

FizzyGreenWater · 29/06/2020 00:25

There needs to be an isolation satellite, like a cosmic Alcatraz, for all the ones we don't want - that no-one wants. A Farage-ellite, if you will.

SpillTheTeaa · 29/06/2020 00:29

No you odd little alien you Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 29/06/2020 07:17

Well I'd like to ban anyone who voted for a far right political party, and Trump.
Well make them their own planet inside a metal bubble but we'll lock the door and drop the key into space. It'll be Planet 101

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ErrolTheDragon · 29/06/2020 09:14
  • Well I'd like to ban anyone who voted for a far right political party, and Trump. Well make them their own planet inside a metal bubble but we'll lock the door and drop the key into space. It'll be Planet 101*

Nah, they'll still be on earth denying climate change and saying it's just a bit damp.

SleepingStandingUp · 29/06/2020 09:36

@ErrolTheDragon

* Well I'd like to ban anyone who voted for a far right political party, and Trump. Well make them their own planet inside a metal bubble but we'll lock the door and drop the key into space. It'll be Planet 101*

Nah, they'll still be on earth denying climate change and saying it's just a bit damp.

, and tbf I'm not sure they'd want to live on a planet where Jacinda Ardern is the boss
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