dolphin, as I said before, I approve.
orca, friendly. The sea mammal you'd like as a neighbour, particularly if you're troubled by seals.
whales, bit loud. They think they can sing, released a few CDs, minor celebs who think they're sooooo special.
sharks, ok in the sea. If they ever come out they might need a talking to about the consequences of their actions, particularly eating people in the Home Counties.
Sawfish, sure you're special, but not a 'good' special.
seahorse, trying to piggyback on the popularity of real horses. Too slow and hard to ride.
crabs, armoured spiders with weapons for hands. They've given up trying to be loved and now aim to be feared. I pity them.
Sea-otter, very cute in a slightly sickly way.
octopuseseses's's, I respect them. Clever and hard to keep in jars.
Eels, can fuck right off.
Starfish, like one of those toy starfish but living. If you can call it living. You never see them out out do you!?
Ray flat and friendly. Like a freshly squashed Labrador.