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Despicable Anti Dementors

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Mascotte · 15/05/2020 20:41

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merryhouse · 16/05/2020 22:06

Husband is currently re-watching Spooks. Earlier in the episode they were talking about something or other that was codenamed Nightingale, and I've just overheard "more deaths"... "we have to let this one run"...

Incidentally, Richard Armitage's voice is something special.

ilovecardigans · 16/05/2020 22:08

I'm 55 and I'm going bananas with frustration!

Actually, I think I'm going quietly and politely bonkers...

ThatLibraryMiss · 16/05/2020 22:09

My favourite thing is the people who wear masks alone in the car.

I'm a bit bewildered by the ones who wear masks to walk across fields.

Nihiloxica · 16/05/2020 22:11

Feels like a romantic comedy kind of night.

That Spooks sounds a bit on the nose, merry

Campervan69 · 16/05/2020 22:12

I'm the right age for lockdown. We have a lovely South facing garden so I've been working on my tan mainly.

What are people thinking about flying by the way? My worries are sitting in a confined space with hundreds of strangers breathing recirculated air for 3 hours. We have a holiday booked end of August to Portugal and I'd rather it were cancelled and we got our money back I think.

Nihiloxica · 16/05/2020 22:14

I wear a mask.to bed.

You can't be too careful.

It's everywhere.

Nihiloxica · 16/05/2020 22:17

Sitting with strangers breathing recirculated air sounds like heaven to me right now.

Just the idea of being near people that aren't related to me and breathing. Wow.

ilovecardigans · 16/05/2020 22:19

I should wear a mask to bed. It might muffle the snoring and let my husband get some sleep! Grin

Campervan69 · 16/05/2020 22:22

Nihiloxica don't you think this would be the riskiest way to travel though? Most chance of getting the virus? I'm having a lot of freedom at the moment but can keep away from unnecessary prolonged contact with others.

MinnieMountain · 16/05/2020 22:27

DH and I had a drink by the river earlier. There were lots of people walking and cycling past

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ilovecardigans · 16/05/2020 22:34

Gorgeous, Minnie. I love lilypads.

PickAChew · 16/05/2020 22:41

When I've been taking DS2 for his daily walkies, I've had nothing but my keys, a tissue for me in my right pocket (hayfever) a tissue for him in my left pocket (he drools pretty badly, especially when he's talking ten to the dozen about the colour of the mini buses at the local special school) and 2 phones in my hand, with each of our pokemon go accounts open!

It's liberating not taking a backpack. I don't take drinks for us because he's a pain taking it out and putting it back all the time and it means I don't get a sweaty back. I don't even take my handbag unless I've got stuff to post on the way because it's not like I'll be popping into the coop with him.

I'm glad for the people who have been able to head out to greener pastures, this weekend. I'm really spoilt, here in Durham. OK, so it has hills to rival Bath but it's a tiny and very green city, full of nature reserves and woodland. I'm out into open countryside in just 5 minutes, or into a nature reserve (one of many) in 10. Just 25 to the city centre. Because of the way the city curves along the river wear, I can walk back from the city centre through farmland, if I choose.

It's very different from nearby Sunderland, which does have its leafy bits but has massive, densely populated areas with no green space whatsoever and terrace after terrace with no more than a tiny yard. I'd been keen to head out somewhere prettier, by now, if I lived in that sort of area.

highmarkingsnowmobile · 16/05/2020 22:47

Coronavirus warriors, definite place in the choirs of Dementors.

IfNotNowThenWhenever · 16/05/2020 22:52

I love Durham. I love all the Northeast though, the people are the absolute best.

Campervan69 · 16/05/2020 22:56

PickAChew that sounds so lovely.

Topseyt · 16/05/2020 22:59

I haven't been on these threads for a couple of days, but they are my sanity.

I have observed the dementors on the garden centre thread. They were circling like vultures the moment it went up.

TheGreatWave · 16/05/2020 23:07

If not can you love me too? I've nearly been as long here then I haven't.

HarimadSol · 16/05/2020 23:15

@merryhouse Richard Armitage has performed a few audiobooks by Georgette Heyer. I actually borrowed one from the library earlier today! Very good.

KnobChops · 16/05/2020 23:17

We drove 40 mins to the seaside tonight. Yellow vested fun police fuckers had sealed off the parking all the way along and were marching up and down trying to do citizens arrests. We ducked up a side street, parked, got fish n chips and sat on the sea wall. Then we strolled up and down and got ice creams.

IfNotNowThenWhenever · 16/05/2020 23:17

I luffs everyone! Champagne!

IfNotNowThenWhenever · 16/05/2020 23:17

That was to the GreatWave

IfNotNowThenWhenever · 16/05/2020 23:18

I don't always love Cornwall

AgentCooper · 16/05/2020 23:23

Been lurking on these threads with quiet admiration and lots of nodding in agreement Wine

Today I sat on a bench with 2 year old DS so we could watch the cars go past and wait for DH to come out of a shop. A woman and her daughters were pointing at us and shaking their heads. Even DH noticed and actually said hi to try to diffuse the weirdness (he’s usually completely unaware of what other folk are up to). I lost it. I picked DS up and loudly said we were doing nothing wrong but we’re going to move because there were too many dicks around. Kind of embarrassed now but it felt like the right thing to do Grin

And my wee neighbour next door was talking to me about going round to sit in her daughter’s garden but hoping the neighbours wouldn’t judge. I just told her there are a lot of officious arseholes around and if she knows she’s being sensible then she shouldn’t worry about other people think because her and her daughter’s mental well-being is more important.

One of those days.

ilovecardigans · 16/05/2020 23:26

KnobChops, I've not been down to the beach for ages here, but I knew that the council had closed all the coastal & visitor car parks after the lockdown was announced. Assumed they'd open them up again from Wednesday, so your post led me to check the council website. It seems they are indeed still closed until they can do 'safety checks & risk assessments'. FFS - they're ruddy car parks not sodding nuclear power stations.

Anyhoo - very glad you got parked okay and enjoyed chish n' fips and ice creams.

Champagne too!

heroku · 16/05/2020 23:33

I know this was ages ago when someone said this:

Just read someone saying they wished we had a more authoritarian government FFS

But yes it's nuts! My MIL said to me she thinks there are benefits to a dictatorship after all and she wishes the government had a more authoritarian streak. Fucking hell. Coronavirus really does bring out the inner Gestapo in people. I don't think I'll look at many of my friends and family in the same way after this.