The Reverend Mark John of the Gov of Benin has just emailed me to say that they are sending me £1.2m

[HeIsAVeryBadBoy]

So that's great news obviously.

Can I get anyone anything?

Really lovely and personal that they use a gmail account too, rather than anything too formal or institutional.

If you don't mind I'll have some black hair dye, sarsaparilla cordial and a guinea pig, thanks.

I got an email with the heading PENIS last week but I don't want one so I haven't read it.

Sorryoo does your song go something like this?:

I've got the brains you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money
I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
my car is parked outside I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question do you want to be rich.

I think it could be a hit.

I really enjoyed those emails Joe Lycett used to do something similar.