What completely inoffensive words can't you stand for no good reason?

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

I cannot stand it when people say spuds instead of potatoes. No idea why, I just hate it!
Will the spuds be ready soon?
Just pick some spuds up while you're at the shop.
The spuds need peeling.
Etc etc 🤮 Awful!

Not one word but two, going forward. Just makes me angry for some reason. And reaching out!

Girl or Girly when used to address grown women, or in the context of "girly film", "girls night out".

Oh fuck yes. Girl doesn’t work for anyone past her teens.

Yummy. I'm not 5yrs old.
SanPro. Sounds like a celebrity marriage.

My ex used today Tommy K for tomato sauce. Note he’s an ex 🤦‍♀️😡😡

Hubby.
And tissue when pronounced ‘tis-hue’

Awning, no idea why, I just hate the word awning. And bog for toilet.

"The X-factor" especially when used by home seekers in Kirsty and Phil type TV programmes.

Have a bit of ambition in your vocabulary please.

hate - hubby, hubster and the worst 'gotten' and 'get go'
just use got and start ffs makes my teeth itch

Anything ending in ‘elly’.

Also, Epsom salts and essential oils.

Pamphlet! Even the spelling of it offends me.. I'm now angry that the word popped into my head because of this thread.

Crunch. I don't mind it for cereal, but I HATE the word when applied to sit-ups. Shudder

I hate the word awesome and the phrase shabby chic

Kids. Goats have kids, humans have children.

Tit/s. I'm not fond of a tit.

I think people's idea of offensive varies enormously.

But I find the word "shit" way more offensive than "cunt" for example.

When people say "shit loads" or "it's all gone to shit" or "he was acting like a total shit" - I find that hugely offensive.

I have another one, the term ‘my boy’. Me and my boy are going out for lunch. So proud of my boy. Just say son!

I can tolerate ‘my little boy’ if under 6.

Blouse

Finger buffet

Crimbo, although last year I heard someone in the radio saying how awful Chrimbo was and should only be used in conjunction with the word limbo as in the chrimbo limbo - the time when between Christmas and new year when we've all eaten too much cheese and can't get off the sofa, this made me smile!

Moist

Tasty
Yucky
Yummy
Stinky 🤢
Poorly 🤢🤢

I was only discussing this yesterday

Kiddies
Kitties

They are fucking kids or children or cats.

@RingaRosie - I gather bae stands for Before All Others.

” Awesomesauce” - what fresh hell is this, @Ricekrispie22?

Fart

It's banned in our house. I can't even type it without wincing. Boring old fart. Hate it.

Indeed.

I cannot bear this word.

Boob as a verb, meaning to breastfeed. Bleurgh!

Awesome.

Super, as super excited etc.

Spag Bol

Gig