What's the stupidest thing you've done whilst drunk?

[Amzz87]

Here's mine:
I came home one night at about 5am absolutely blind drunk. I'd walked home and by this point was absolutely bursting for a wee. I staggered to the loo and being so drunk I forgot to pull down my jeans and knickers before sitting on the seat. I just sat there and pissed through them. I was beyond care I think at that point, I remember thinking it was the funniest thing in the world. That was before being sick and passing out

What's your stupidest moment while drunk?

Fell over, head butted a road sign and ended up in hospital with a brain haemorrhage, the effects of which I’m still suffering 6 1/2 years on!

Funniest however was deciding to go out and steal a road cone. I was 19 and decided I needed one in my house, as you do, so me and my then boyfriend headed out, at about 3am to find one. Really struggled carrying the damn thing home - it was surprisingly heavy for something made of plastic - but finally got it in the house and make it pride of place in the living room, complete with glasses and a hat. Woke up next morning to remember they’re filled with sand to weigh them down!

DS was away and we had been out "adulting" when we managed to appropriate ourselves a 16 week old puppy from a man in a pub.
We have dogs already so had all the bits, and she wasn't a tiny puppy (about 4 months old) We came downstairs in the morning and found a puppy soundly asleep in a cage.
We paid for this rashness as to this day 6 years later she remains an utter hag (although we're very fond of her) We always joke it's the closest DH has ever come to giving up drinking

I haven't got very drunk since one night at university when I ran across a busy road with 4 lanes of traffic (luckily unharmed) and then ran into scaffolding and got a black eye. I've known my limits and stayed within them ever since!