Lying in bed because cba. I can hear DH moving around the kitchen. He is opening the fridge, and taking out something and unwrapping it. It sounds sort of wooden and hollow, like a guitar.
Now he is scrunching the wrappings, there seem to be a lot. Opening the cutlery drawer. Will they fit in there?
Outside all seems quiet but about three streets away someone is lobbing wine bottles from a first floor window into a wheelie bin.