My 7 year old just said...

[MissusMaker]

Mummy, why do you look so smart?

Reader, I was wearing clean joggers and a clean tee shirt. I had brushed my hair.

My 3 year old repeated a swearword naughty nanna sent on a youtube joke as he was playing with my phone and played it off what I thought was an innocent WhatsApp message and wasn't paying attention (epic parenting fail)!

The joke had the word 'wanker' in it and what does he start saying to our horror! We have now managed to turn it into white car so he is saying that alot now 'whitecar whitecar.' He keeps saying whitecar to one of our neighbours which is sort of appropriate and dh thinks this is hilarious

I put mascara on this morning to walk the dog!
Partner didn’t recognise me and said «who are you expecting to see from 2 metres away ?»😂

@Yesterdayforgotten
😂 Next time partner annoys me I shall call him a silly white car.😂

I put a bra on yesterday, only lasted an hour. My normally v short hair is out of control but at least Dh says I look less lesbian as the time goes on, charming!

"White car" is officially the new wanker.

@Samtsirch haha yes and he cannot complain because 'whitecars' are everywhere afterall 🤣

You lot are slatterns and sluts, I tell you. I've been up before 8 every day, showered, make-up, hair done, perfume.

And sometimes I lie.

Glad it's not just me, I haven't worn jeans or a bra in about two weeks...

Lidl.

Well, today after the wine man delivered two more cases (we still have a case left from a few weeks ago), mine said “mummy, why do you need more wine already? Everyone is going to think you’re just drunk all the time!”

I said to my boss today when we had a zoom meeting that when things went back to normal I was going to miss undergarments being optional.

(My boss is a she and a friend and she agreed with me).

I wore my best glittery Vans to Sainsburys the other day 😂

I dressed up this morning (put on clean dungarees) for the weekly bakery van visit 😅

I washed my hair today

I thought I’d have to go to Tesco to get the shopping but DH offered to go instead.

What a waste of shampoo.

Lockdown + breastfeeding + being generally low maintenance means I currently look like a tramp with her tits out.

I admit to rationing makeup.

Showing off about brushing your hair is not cool Op.

I've only brushed mine before washing it -once a week-- because it needs cutting and I've run out of my salon conditioner so it's full of bloody knots.

Now no more stealth boasting if you please until we can all go back to work

@PaulinePetrovaPosey same!

I briefly considered putting my jeans on today to do some shopping & drop it off to a shielding relative...then I thought - why upset myself on a Friday 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've been in my pyjamas for 6 weeks today. Different pjs, mind you; I have changed them. But clothes are ancient history to me.

Omg is it Friday??

I plucked my eyebrows. And I put on perfume this morning.

Would these be day-time pajamas, or sleeping ones? I now have 2 different types.....

I am getting dressed and putting a bra on if I go out for a walk. It’s happened three times since lockdown. Plus I went to the post office yesterday. First shop in 4 weeks!